Real Men Don’t Make Cheesecake by Troll Princess (R)

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Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Dean/OFC
Author on LJ: apocalypsos
Author Website: Author’s SPN fic tag on LJ.
Why this must be read: Dean’s way too cool for school, except now he has to take Home Ec. But little does he know that home economics geeks are way worse than band geeks, if you know what I mean. *wink wink*

When Dean looks back on it, he can't even remember how the hell it happened.

See, there were seven slots to fill when he signed up for his stupid senior year classes. He needed lit, math, science, and history to graduate, yeah. Dean's plan from the very beginning was to cram all of them in before lunch. Okay, sure, he'd have to pry his eyes open with a crowbar to stay awake through the first few, but when (not if, but when) he felt like skipping out one sunny afternoon to go scam off lunchtime drunks at the local pool hall, he wouldn't be missing anything important. Besides, he was a firm believer in getting annoying shit out of the way first so that he could wallow in the stuff that didn't suck later on.

Wood shop and auto shop were full, and there was only one other elective left.

That, he figured, was how he ended up with the prospect of spending the final period of the day during his first semester at Fremont High in home economics.

Well, that, or he'd been wasted. It wasn't outside the realm of possibility, you know?

*
"Home ec?!"

Sammy doesn't stop laughing for fifteen minutes.

Not even when Dean throws an empty pizza carton at his head.

Real Men Don’t Make Cheesecake

Comments

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

That was delightful. The image of Dean avidly sewing all those garments had me grinning.

[jak-frostty.livejournal.com]

Wonderful rec! Thank you!