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crack_van2010-06-24 11:39 pm
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The Woman With Four Arms by valerie_z (NC-17)
Fandom: BANDOM
Pairing: Lyn-Z/Alison, (Bert/Gerard, Bert/Alison, and Lyn-Z/Gerard are implied)
Length: 3,677 words
Author on LJ:
valerie_z
Author Website: http://www.valerielewis.net/
Why this must be read:
Because it's all about how tired Lyn-Z and Alison are tired of being shafted into the roles of "the wife" and "the mother" while their lives as big shots and artists also need to break out from being suppressed. They decide to not-so-metaphorically lock their husbands up like they've been metaphorically locked up and go out for a night on the town. Also, their voices are fucking HILARIOUS and just reading their carousing is good for the soul. The fic makes me want to destroy property and splash in public fountains right along with them!
Warning: bloodplay, drug use.
Excerpt:
Two months after giving birth, Lindsey thought about making a t-shirt that said, "The Baby Is Fine". Of course, most baby queries came via phone, so ultimately the shirt was worthless, but at least it would give her a creative outlet for her frustration. It wasn't that she hated talking about the baby, not at all. She could give an hour-long dissertation on how the baby's spit-up noises meant that he was destined to be President. It was just that everyone assumed she had nothing to say that didn't involve the baby. Like when she'd called Jimmy to tell him Jamia had given her a demo by a new band called Little Pandas, and they had totally blown her away, Jimmy had replied with, "Great. So how's the baby?"
The Woman With Four Arms
Pairing: Lyn-Z/Alison, (Bert/Gerard, Bert/Alison, and Lyn-Z/Gerard are implied)
Length: 3,677 words
Author on LJ:
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Author Website: http://www.valerielewis.net/
Why this must be read:
Because it's all about how tired Lyn-Z and Alison are tired of being shafted into the roles of "the wife" and "the mother" while their lives as big shots and artists also need to break out from being suppressed. They decide to not-so-metaphorically lock their husbands up like they've been metaphorically locked up and go out for a night on the town. Also, their voices are fucking HILARIOUS and just reading their carousing is good for the soul. The fic makes me want to destroy property and splash in public fountains right along with them!
Warning: bloodplay, drug use.
Excerpt:
Two months after giving birth, Lindsey thought about making a t-shirt that said, "The Baby Is Fine". Of course, most baby queries came via phone, so ultimately the shirt was worthless, but at least it would give her a creative outlet for her frustration. It wasn't that she hated talking about the baby, not at all. She could give an hour-long dissertation on how the baby's spit-up noises meant that he was destined to be President. It was just that everyone assumed she had nothing to say that didn't involve the baby. Like when she'd called Jimmy to tell him Jamia had given her a demo by a new band called Little Pandas, and they had totally blown her away, Jimmy had replied with, "Great. So how's the baby?"
The Woman With Four Arms