crack_van | Artie's Rules by Shorty McGee (G)

Fandom: WAREHOUSE 13
Pairing: Team
Length: 16,000 in 12 chapters
Author's site: Fanfiction.net

Why this must be read:
My last rec for the year. ): Good bye 2010. Hullo 2011!
Artie starts writing a list of rules that unfortunately everybody else hijacks and adds their own rules to. This sweet little fic plays on the family feeling of warehouse 13 and does it very well. If you don't start laughing within the first couple lines you may have a problem. :)
Happy New Year!

"Artie took of his glasses and rested his hand in his hands. Claudia used Volta's lab coat just because she wanted to change a light bulb that was flickering and got stuck near the ceiling. The whole episode caused havoc in the Warehouse. Artie couldn't count the times that he had told her not to touch whatever artifact that hit her fancy. He took a piece of paper and a pen. He wrote something down and taped it to the door leading into his office.

"Just because you can use it, doesn't mean you should.

Pete came down the stairs leading to Artie's office. He was supposed to be helping with inventory today. He hated inventory. He was about to open the door to the optical scanner, when he saw a paper on the door and read. The first one was obviously meant for Claudia, but the second was in Myka's precise handwriting.

"If you don't know what it can do, don't touch it...."

Artie's Rules by Shorty McGee