50 Things I'm No Longer Allowed To Do At The Academy, by Theta Sigma, by Calapine (PG-13)

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Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: Gen
Length: 651
Author on LJ: calapine
Author Website: LJ fic tag, or at Teaspoon
Why this must be read:

Every fandom needs a version of Skippy's List. This is one of those fics that is funny under any circumstances, but gets exponentially more hilarious the more canon knowledge you have.

If you're one of the people who's in violation of #11? You may well find yourself unable to breathe for laughing.

16 – Ushas’ mice did not eat my thesis.

17 - There is no trouser press of Rassilon.

18 – I may not write explicit homoerotic stories about Rassilon and Omega.

19 – I may not write any stories about Rassilon and Omega.

20 – I am not Lord High President of the Dance Floor.

50 Things I'm No Longer Allowed To Do At The Academy, by Theta Sigma