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jirel.livejournal.com) wrote in
crack_van2011-03-05 12:08 am
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Keepen’ It Clean Affair by Uncle Charlie (Rating= All)
Fandom: MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E
Pairing: No pairing, told from OOC point of view
Length: 1,774
Author on LJ:Spikesgirl58 NOTE: You will find both slash, gen and stories of her life here. I don’t know of an lj that is dedicated to “Uncle Charlie” but Spikesgirl is one and the same.
Author Website:Uncle Charlie on Fan Fiction
Why this must be read:
Uncle Charlie has been writing fan fiction since the mid-60s and it shows. Her stores are well written and beautifully crafted. Even her accents are spot on. This story is taken from an intriguing series she got into called “Working Stiffs” in which various people with “ordinary” jobs at UNCLE have a slice of life story. This is the first one I read in which we don’t see life or death in front of us. Instead, we get a close look at a very human, very worried Illya Kuryakin from a janitor’s point of view. And the janitor proves that he may speak simply and have a “menial” job but that doesn’t mean he’s stupid.
(Insert: “And believe you me, working in the cafeteria, you need to know how to keep your mouth shut, 'cause no one else is. You would not believe what folks talk about in the cafeteria…the canteen, my Dad woulda called it. They yap and yap and yap. If THRUSH ever got a hold of me, I could tell them things that would make their butts clench. Well, not that I'd ever tell them, of course; I'm just sayin'
Those lab fellas with their tippy-top secret thingies, for example, them guys can't keep their mouths shut for nothin'. They get around a table and it's like chickens circlin' a mess of corn. Cluck, cluck, cluck, we can do this and that and the next thing you know, they're spillin' their guts.”)
Keepn’ It Clean Affair”
Pairing: No pairing, told from OOC point of view
Length: 1,774
Author on LJ:Spikesgirl58 NOTE: You will find both slash, gen and stories of her life here. I don’t know of an lj that is dedicated to “Uncle Charlie” but Spikesgirl is one and the same.
Author Website:Uncle Charlie on Fan Fiction
Why this must be read:
Uncle Charlie has been writing fan fiction since the mid-60s and it shows. Her stores are well written and beautifully crafted. Even her accents are spot on. This story is taken from an intriguing series she got into called “Working Stiffs” in which various people with “ordinary” jobs at UNCLE have a slice of life story. This is the first one I read in which we don’t see life or death in front of us. Instead, we get a close look at a very human, very worried Illya Kuryakin from a janitor’s point of view. And the janitor proves that he may speak simply and have a “menial” job but that doesn’t mean he’s stupid.
(Insert: “And believe you me, working in the cafeteria, you need to know how to keep your mouth shut, 'cause no one else is. You would not believe what folks talk about in the cafeteria…the canteen, my Dad woulda called it. They yap and yap and yap. If THRUSH ever got a hold of me, I could tell them things that would make their butts clench. Well, not that I'd ever tell them, of course; I'm just sayin'
Those lab fellas with their tippy-top secret thingies, for example, them guys can't keep their mouths shut for nothin'. They get around a table and it's like chickens circlin' a mess of corn. Cluck, cluck, cluck, we can do this and that and the next thing you know, they're spillin' their guts.”)
Keepn’ It Clean Affair”

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