The Captain's Quarters: A Space Romance by screamlet (T)

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Fandom: STAR TREK: REBOOT
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Length: 1570
Author on LJ: screamlet
Author Website: At AO3
Why this must be read:

Several of the fics I wanted to rec this month are ones I just find completely hilarious, and this fic never fails to make me laugh. I don't know how many times I've read it, but I start giggling every single time.

Kirk finds one of those romance novel generators, and he fills it out, and presents the results to Spock. And to McCoy.

Kirk. Romance novel generators. Lady Spock and Lady McCoy. What's not to love?


"Jim, we are not having a pirate wedding," Spock said a few minutes later as he reached the end of the novel.

"That's what you think."

"Then you must invite my father personally."

"Ambassador Sarek, you are cordially invited to the pirate wedding of your only son to me, Evil Jim Blackstroker," Kirk said. "I'm not seeing the problem here."

"Ignore my previous request. You are never speaking to my father again." Spock turned the PADD off and turned to Kirk. "My mother taught me that gifts were to be accepted with grace and gratitude, no matter one's personal feelings towards them. Thank you, Jim, for that -- unique experience."

"You're welcome, you ungrateful jerk," Kirk laughed. "Want to read the one I sent to Bones?"

The Captain's Quarters: A Space Romance