Hey Baby, Gimme Some Tail... by megyal, NC-17

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Fandom: BANDOM
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Length: 1100
Author on LJ: megyal
Author Website: Fic Master List
Why this must be read: It's complete crack, I admit that. But what is bandom

except half of the fic being crack? It starts with Patrick Stump waking up with a tail and trying to get rid of it.

It's fun, it's cute and playful! Yes, there is some m/m action, but it's a great read to cheer you up

when you are feeling down and it definately does that for me!


"Right," said Pete, tugging at the extra appendage curling disdainfully out of the back of Patrick's khaki pants. "This. Is. A. Tail."

"Fuck off," snapped Patrick, the tail pulling strongly out of his grasp and swishing indignantly around Pete's face. "And, for the record? It fucking hurts when you pull it like that."

Pete suddenly had the irrational urge to grab it and give it a little bite; so he did, and Patrick punched him in the chest.

"Call Andy," Patrick hissed, before stalking off and kicking open the door to the extra bedroom; before he could reach out his hand to close it, however, the tail snapped out helpfully and shut it with firm defiance.


Hey Baby, Gimme Some Tail...