ext_17942 ([identity profile] rynne.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2011-08-06 06:04 pm

The Squire of Eros by aldora89 (NC-17)

Fandom: STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Length: 26k
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] aldora89
Author Website: Master list on LJ
Why this must be read:

Trelane of The Squire of Gothos fame is a character a lot of people skip over, or dismiss as one of the several near-omnipotents that Kirk deals with. [livejournal.com profile] aldora89 brings him back in a tale that is equal parts funny, sweet, dramatic, smart, hot, and loving. The entire crew is marvelously in character -- I love Uhura's part in this, and Sulu is great as well.

Where the fic shines, though, is with Kirk and Spock, who feel so utterly like the Kirk and Spock I saw on screen. Spock, in particular, is a treat with his unashamed snark in interacting with Trelane. And I always get a kick out of Trelane, who gets some of the best lines, and who has a tiny twist at the end that's a reward for fans of the Star Trek series beyond TOS.

This fic combines combines plot, character, and sex for a story that's just utterly fun.


Uhura led Trelane in a circle around the room, commenting on and explaining the holiday trappings as best she could. He, in turn, claimed he adored almost everything he saw, and had a curiosity streak to rival any toddler. If Spock weren’t so grim from his displeasure at Trelane’s presence and/or existence in general, Jim was sure he would be amused, because most of their guest’s exchanges with Uhura followed a particular pattern:

“Surely your primary circulatory organ does not look like this.”

“They’re not based on the real thing.”

“Than what are they based on?”

“Umm… there’s a few theories, but I don’t think anyone knows for sure.”

“Oh, how quaint! How delightfully ignorant!”



The Squire of Eros
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[identity profile] aldora89.livejournal.com 2011-08-07 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks so much for the rec! I'm blushing like crazy over here from all your complements. I'm glad you enjoyed it! <3