The Tragic Demise of the Psychic Paper by Alsodinosaurs (G)

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Fandom:  DOCTOR WHO
Pairing:  Ten, Donna
Length: 1100
Author on LJ: alsodinosaurs

Why this must be read:

alsodinosaurs has written a cute little fic about why everybody seems to think Donna and Ten are married.
If you're not giggling by the end of this then there is something totally wrong with your humour gland.

Excerpt:
Another planet, another adventure. One minute Donna is sipping drinks in the sunshine and the next, the Doctor is dragging her off to places with considerably less drinks and sunshine.

Like suspicious alien labs, for instance. It's not that Donna has anything on principle against investigating strange and possibly (make that probably) evil doings, it's just that it would be nice if once they could go somewhere where people could take care of their own problems, so she could stay in the sunshine, sip alien alcohol and relax. It's all making her a bit annoyed. The Doctor is flashing his psychic paper in front of a guard, talking very fast and putting on his most friendly smile, and Donna can just tell what the guard is going to say next.

The Tragic Demise of the Psychic Paper by Alsodinosaurs