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crack_van2011-10-13 09:11 pm
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The Adventures of Timothy McGee and Mary-Jane by stormy_mayday (PG-13)
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo though focus is on team friendship
Length: about 1,900 words
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
stormy_mayday
Author Website: N/A
Why this must be read: Because it's hysterically funny, that's why. *g* I think the title says it all, though the sub-title ("Or Rather, The Three Times McGee Smokes With Tony And The Fourth Time It Almost Swears Him Off") pretty much sums it up perfectly. Now, I don't condone or promote drug abuse, even if they're recreational drugs, but we're all adults here and know that this sorta thing happens. Or: If you know what Mary-Jane is, you're allowed to read. If you think it's a female character, don't click the link! LOL! Also, it's canon that both Tony and Kate have inhaled. *g* This story spans from McGee's first time to a really bad trip, and leaves you howling with laughter throughout.
Excerpt:
Within the hour, McGee's had his first really bad trip. It doesn't help that Ziva seems to be suffering the same. They've covered the windows with blankets and duct-taped them to the wall. Tony had started to protest at some point, but Ziva practically wrestles him into submission and they use the rest of the duct tape to bind him to one of his kitchen chairs and finish it off with a strip across his mouth.
He and Ziva make hats out of tinfoil to protect themselves from the aliens they're sure are lurking right outside the windows, waiting to probe their brains. Or elsewhere. The thought makes McGee practically crazy and he practically breaks his nose as he hits the floor from running around wildly through the apartment. They stumble around the dark apartment and Ziva keeps whispering paranoid ramblings to him that make him sweat and make his heart race; things about how they're going to die if they leave the apartment, so they can't ever leave and describes with gruesome detail about what the aliens are going to do to him if they get caught.
The Adventures of Timothy McGee and Mary-Jane
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo though focus is on team friendship
Length: about 1,900 words
Author on LJ:
stormy_maydayAuthor Website: N/A
Why this must be read: Because it's hysterically funny, that's why. *g* I think the title says it all, though the sub-title ("Or Rather, The Three Times McGee Smokes With Tony And The Fourth Time It Almost Swears Him Off") pretty much sums it up perfectly. Now, I don't condone or promote drug abuse, even if they're recreational drugs, but we're all adults here and know that this sorta thing happens. Or: If you know what Mary-Jane is, you're allowed to read. If you think it's a female character, don't click the link! LOL! Also, it's canon that both Tony and Kate have inhaled. *g* This story spans from McGee's first time to a really bad trip, and leaves you howling with laughter throughout.
Excerpt:
Within the hour, McGee's had his first really bad trip. It doesn't help that Ziva seems to be suffering the same. They've covered the windows with blankets and duct-taped them to the wall. Tony had started to protest at some point, but Ziva practically wrestles him into submission and they use the rest of the duct tape to bind him to one of his kitchen chairs and finish it off with a strip across his mouth.
He and Ziva make hats out of tinfoil to protect themselves from the aliens they're sure are lurking right outside the windows, waiting to probe their brains. Or elsewhere. The thought makes McGee practically crazy and he practically breaks his nose as he hits the floor from running around wildly through the apartment. They stumble around the dark apartment and Ziva keeps whispering paranoid ramblings to him that make him sweat and make his heart race; things about how they're going to die if they leave the apartment, so they can't ever leave and describes with gruesome detail about what the aliens are going to do to him if they get caught.
The Adventures of Timothy McGee and Mary-Jane