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sinfulslasher) wrote in
crack_van2011-10-18 10:13 pm
This Never Happens in the J. Edgar Hoover Building by Kageygirl (G)
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: None. Gen. Team-fic.
Length: 1,551 words
Author on LJ:
kageygirl
Author Website: N/A
Why this must be read: We all know that Gibbs likes to abuse the elevator as his personal conference room. So, it's no surprise that the poor thing isn't working properly anymore, right? In this wonderfully funny story, Team Gibbs is trapped time and again in the elevator. How the different team members deal with it is absolutely hysterical.
Excerpt:
"I do not like being trapped in an enclosed space for an extended period of time."
"And yet you hide it so well." Tony kept himself out of the way--slouched in the corner, hands tucked in his pockets--and watched Ziva prowl. Three steps across, turn, two steps back, pivot, repeat. It was kind of hypnotic. Like watching a nature show.
He hoped they got unstuck before the inevitable circle-of-life bloodbath. Abby'd be so sad she missed it--but, then again, she'd probably get to analyze what was left of Tony afterwards.
This Never Happens in the J. Edgar Hoover Building
Pairing: None. Gen. Team-fic.
Length: 1,551 words
Author on LJ:
Author Website: N/A
Why this must be read: We all know that Gibbs likes to abuse the elevator as his personal conference room. So, it's no surprise that the poor thing isn't working properly anymore, right? In this wonderfully funny story, Team Gibbs is trapped time and again in the elevator. How the different team members deal with it is absolutely hysterical.
Excerpt:
"I do not like being trapped in an enclosed space for an extended period of time."
"And yet you hide it so well." Tony kept himself out of the way--slouched in the corner, hands tucked in his pockets--and watched Ziva prowl. Three steps across, turn, two steps back, pivot, repeat. It was kind of hypnotic. Like watching a nature show.
He hoped they got unstuck before the inevitable circle-of-life bloodbath. Abby'd be so sad she missed it--but, then again, she'd probably get to analyze what was left of Tony afterwards.
This Never Happens in the J. Edgar Hoover Building

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