Pig Mailman by srsly_yes (PG-13)

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Fandom: HOUSE M.D.
Pairing: Wilson & House (sorta/sorta), Wilson/OFC-Sara (kinda/sorta)
Length: ~1700 words
Author on LJ: srsly_yes
Author Website: Author's Fic on LJ

Why this must be read:

srsly_yes has given us some seriously epic AUs including the Blood Brothers 'verse and Karma on the Mississippi, but I've decided to rec my favorite of hers, a short, funny story that she wrote in response to deelaundry's post-7X12 "You Must Remember This" challenge: House gave Wilson ten days to "get back into it." What happens when the ten days are up, if Wilson doesn't? It turns out that Wilson's new companion, Sara, is everything that Wilson could want in a woman. And more.

Fellow lovers of cats, in-jokes, and terrible puns, this crack fic's for you.

Pig Mailman