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'summer teeth' by goddesspharo. (PG-13)
Fandom: HIPSTER RPS
Pairing: Ellen Page/Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Emile Hirsch
Length: 3300 words
Author on LJ:
goddesspharo
Author Website: fic tag on lj
Why this must be read: What would a month of hipster recs be without one or two roadtrip fics? In this Joseph Gordon-Levitt (while high on pain killers) gets it into his head that he and Ellen need to drive to Canada. Because he can, Emile Hirsch invites himself along.
"To Canada!" he shouts. Joe looks like a deranged homeless person Ellen met while backpacking across Europe a few summers ago. "We don't start filming until I get the cast off and you're not doing anything—"
"Who says I'm not?" She's not at the moment, but that's not the point. Ellen does her best to sound appalled.
"What kind of patriotism is that, Page? Come on! Show me the mothership! We'll go native: listen to lots of Bryan Adams, ride the Zamboni, get free healthcare. You know, do all kinds of Canadian shit!"
Ellen would tell him that this is the dumbest idea she's ever heard because no one goes there for adventure, but there's no talking Joe out of this now because he's already humming "Summer of '69" when the rental car agency puts him on hold. The most she can do is make him promise not to tweet about any of this. The last thing she needs is to see their badly photoshopped faces all over Us Weekly while People magazine puts up online polls on whether this hipster romance beats the one they insisted she had with Ben Foster.
summer teeth
Pairing: Ellen Page/Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Emile Hirsch
Length: 3300 words
Author on LJ:
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Author Website: fic tag on lj
Why this must be read: What would a month of hipster recs be without one or two roadtrip fics? In this Joseph Gordon-Levitt (while high on pain killers) gets it into his head that he and Ellen need to drive to Canada. Because he can, Emile Hirsch invites himself along.
"To Canada!" he shouts. Joe looks like a deranged homeless person Ellen met while backpacking across Europe a few summers ago. "We don't start filming until I get the cast off and you're not doing anything—"
"Who says I'm not?" She's not at the moment, but that's not the point. Ellen does her best to sound appalled.
"What kind of patriotism is that, Page? Come on! Show me the mothership! We'll go native: listen to lots of Bryan Adams, ride the Zamboni, get free healthcare. You know, do all kinds of Canadian shit!"
Ellen would tell him that this is the dumbest idea she's ever heard because no one goes there for adventure, but there's no talking Joe out of this now because he's already humming "Summer of '69" when the rental car agency puts him on hold. The most she can do is make him promise not to tweet about any of this. The last thing she needs is to see their badly photoshopped faces all over Us Weekly while People magazine puts up online polls on whether this hipster romance beats the one they insisted she had with Ben Foster.
summer teeth