http://sparrowsverse.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] sparrowsverse.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2012-05-04 01:32 pm
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These Words About A Girl by twentysomething (Teen)

Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Mike Carden/girl!Kevin Jonas
Length: 3208
Author on LJ: twentysomething on dreamwidth
Author Website: Fic located on dreamwidth journal
Why this must be read: Mike Carden and Kevin Jonas. Not really a pairing you think of when putting the two together. Dubbed as skippy by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] skoosiepants, it has gained quite the following.

Enough of a following for genderswap to occur. lol

This fic shows a boy and girl going from friends to a relationship with tons of shenanigans along the way. Especially in the form of bandmates. A cute little fic that always makes me squee when I read it.


Mike isn't even stoned or drunk, so he really has no excuse to be watching JONAS with Bill and Gabe.

He's not even really sure why they're watching it, considering that Bill and Gabe are sort of aimlessly making out, and really, this is like when Mary Ann McLuskey would come babysit him and her boyfriend would come over maybe five minutes after his mom was gone.

That being said, he has no idea where the remote is and this isn't the worst thing he's ever watched. (That dubious distinction goes to Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie playing gay chicken.)

Because really, he can take or leave the rest of it- leave- but the sister is pretty hot.

Apparently it's a fucking marathon or something, and the summation of four hours worth of his life is that Katie Jonas needs to ditch her little brothers and go into the hotpants business.

Mike is pretty sure that's the end of that- they're still on tour, everyone knows weird shit happens on tour, and no one counts that shit against you. He's pretty settled in that until he finds the Tiger Beat in his bunk.

10 THINGS KATIE JONAS CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT is one of the terrible all-caps hooks on the cover- along with JOE AND NICK TALK ABOUT GIRLS and DEMI'S DREAM DATE- and-

And one of the motherfuckers he's in a band with has written in silver sharpie: MIKEY CARDEN~ <3.

Just under the LIVE WITHOUT.

Mike considers it a sign of personal growth that there are only three twitter updates on SHITCARDENSAYS stemming out of the resulting beatings.

SHITCARDENSAYS: fuck you guys i don't read tiger beat
SHITCARDENSAYS: fuck off about goddamn jonas
SHITCARDENSAYS: ill kick everyones ass in this room


These Words About A Girl