Attack of the Clones by Astrid Keynes (PG13)

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And now for something to tickle your funny bone.

Fandom:  The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Solo/Kuryakin
Length: 1,200 words
Author on LJ: astrid_olivia
Author Website: none that I know of.

Why this must be read:
This little gem has Napoleon getting unsolicited sex advice from, of all people, Illya. It's written entirely in dialogue and you can just visualize the two men talking. astrid_olivia gets the voices just right.


-I did think you and Bethany looked very friendly at the office Christmas party.
-That’s the problem. Friendly. She thinks we should be doing things like picking out socks together, and going to get her cat neutered. Even if I were more interested, sex is the furthest thing from her mind.
-But you’re not interested?
-Did I mention the cat neutering? Any she’s dating someone else.
-Who?
-Todd. In accounting.
-The short one?
-Look who’s talking.


Attack of the Clones