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Wee Three Penguins by lamentables (Rating)
I'm really sorry for the radio silence last week! One shouldn't undertake something like this here, while still working on an (over)due Podfic Big Bang project.
Fandom: DUE SOUTH
Pairing: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski
Length: 4579 words
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lamentables
Author Website: AO3
Why this must be read:
Thanks to the magical realism of the show, everything can happen, even 3 penguins in the Artic on a pilgrimage to witness The Wolf and The Turtle living in harmony.
What sounds like a pure crack fic,lamentables makes into a adorable, funny and astonishingly hot tale, which makes you ship a penguin OT3 at the end.
"There are no penguins in the Artic, right?"
"That's correct, Ray. All penguin species are native to the southern hemisphere though they are not, contrary to popular belief, found only in cold climates. In fact only a few species of penguins live as far south as Antarctica and about ten species live in the temperate zone; one lives as far north as the Galapagos Islands"
"You're sure about that?"
"I'm certain Ray."
"And if, say, a bunch of penguins were to find themselves in the Artic? Maybe they're on holiday, or they've come to see the Northern Lights or something. Would it be dangerous?"
"For us or for the penguins, Ray?"
"For the penguins, you freak. I hardly think three tiny penguins are a major threat to humans." Ray paused with his parka shrugged off one shoulder. "Unless they're ninja penguins."
Wee Three Penguins bylamentables
Fandom: DUE SOUTH
Pairing: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski
Length: 4579 words
Author on LJ:
lamentablesAuthor Website: AO3
Why this must be read:
Thanks to the magical realism of the show, everything can happen, even 3 penguins in the Artic on a pilgrimage to witness The Wolf and The Turtle living in harmony.
What sounds like a pure crack fic,
lamentables makes into a adorable, funny and astonishingly hot tale, which makes you ship a penguin OT3 at the end."There are no penguins in the Artic, right?"
"That's correct, Ray. All penguin species are native to the southern hemisphere though they are not, contrary to popular belief, found only in cold climates. In fact only a few species of penguins live as far south as Antarctica and about ten species live in the temperate zone; one lives as far north as the Galapagos Islands"
"You're sure about that?"
"I'm certain Ray."
"And if, say, a bunch of penguins were to find themselves in the Artic? Maybe they're on holiday, or they've come to see the Northern Lights or something. Would it be dangerous?"
"For us or for the penguins, Ray?"
"For the penguins, you freak. I hardly think three tiny penguins are a major threat to humans." Ray paused with his parka shrugged off one shoulder. "Unless they're ninja penguins."
Wee Three Penguins by
lamentables
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