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crack_van2012-07-23 01:09 pm
Entry tags:
To Be Modified As Necessary by ignipes (PG-13)
Fandom: AVENGERS FRANCHISE (MOVIEVERSE)
Pairings: Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Clint, Jane/Thor, background Natasha/Bucky, Ensemble
Length: 6,000
Author on LJ:
ignipes
Author Website: Author on AO3
Why this must be read:
They only need ten rules to ensure (relatively) peaceful cohabitation
The focus is on the ensemble, the team in this fic as opposed to the pairings. This is them feeling each other out, finding their places and making the rules up as they go along.
This is the people in between the missions and out of the costumes.
They've had a long couple of days, and she hasn't had any coffee yet, so Natasha thinks she might be forgiven for a landing that is somewhat less graceful than it might have been.
"Ow," she says. She gets her feet under her, stands and tries to look like she means to be here.
"Hi," says Bruce. He sounds a bit nonplussed to see her, which is understandable, considering that she just fell through the ceiling and landed in the middle of his bathroom.
While he's taking a bath.
It's a good thing he's so good at handling surprises.
Natasha looks upward while Bruce awkwardly tries to rearrange the bubbles. The ceiling looks intact at a glance, but she can see the slight shimmer now, the faint sheen where the ceiling plaster doesn't look quite right.
Natasha says, "There wasn't a hole there yesterday."
Bruce waves one hand; bubbles scatter. "Technically, there isn't a hole there now. It's a multiphasic matter destabilizer."
Natasha considers this. That could be a very useful tool, which is a nice change. About half the things Bruce and Tony come up with are useful; the other half are, in Natasha's opinion, about two caffeine-fueled all-nighters away from bringing about the downfall of civilization as they know it.
To Be Modified As Necessary
Pairings: Steve/Bucky, Natasha/Clint, Jane/Thor, background Natasha/Bucky, Ensemble
Length: 6,000
Author on LJ:
Author Website: Author on AO3
Why this must be read:
They only need ten rules to ensure (relatively) peaceful cohabitation
The focus is on the ensemble, the team in this fic as opposed to the pairings. This is them feeling each other out, finding their places and making the rules up as they go along.
This is the people in between the missions and out of the costumes.
They've had a long couple of days, and she hasn't had any coffee yet, so Natasha thinks she might be forgiven for a landing that is somewhat less graceful than it might have been.
"Ow," she says. She gets her feet under her, stands and tries to look like she means to be here.
"Hi," says Bruce. He sounds a bit nonplussed to see her, which is understandable, considering that she just fell through the ceiling and landed in the middle of his bathroom.
While he's taking a bath.
It's a good thing he's so good at handling surprises.
Natasha looks upward while Bruce awkwardly tries to rearrange the bubbles. The ceiling looks intact at a glance, but she can see the slight shimmer now, the faint sheen where the ceiling plaster doesn't look quite right.
Natasha says, "There wasn't a hole there yesterday."
Bruce waves one hand; bubbles scatter. "Technically, there isn't a hole there now. It's a multiphasic matter destabilizer."
Natasha considers this. That could be a very useful tool, which is a nice change. About half the things Bruce and Tony come up with are useful; the other half are, in Natasha's opinion, about two caffeine-fueled all-nighters away from bringing about the downfall of civilization as they know it.
To Be Modified As Necessary
