Six Times The Avengers Stopped An Alien Invasion by Closer (PG)

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Fandom: AVENGERS
Pairing: none; gen
Length: 3673 words
Author on LJ: not that I could find
Author Website: at AO3
Why this must be read:

Does just what it says on the tin, in ways clever, hilarious, and endearing, and superbly in character for each of the Avengers, but without resorting to the usual fighty-fighty.

An excerpt:

"Does space make people really angry? Does the capability for travel between solar systems encourage violent behavior? Do they hate jazz music or something? Because these people, I swear, they need some Sesame Street remedial lessons in getting the fuck along."

"I'd watch that," he heard Tony say. "Clint Barton guest stars on Sesame Street, in a segment PBS calls Getting the Fuck Along. I'd make a major donation to public television for that. I wonder how much I'd have to give them to get them to do a beeped out fuck on Sesame Street."

"Hey, I'd totally do the cameo if we could shoot the sketch into space at the genocidal aliens," Clint replied.

"I have satellites," Tony said. "And I'm sure I know a guy who knows a guy at the Muppets. I could get you Grover."

"Not Kermit?"

"Grover's big right now, so I hear."

Six Times The Avengers Stopped An Alien Invasion by Closer

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I was wondering where all those comments came from! Thank you so much for the wonderful recc. I'm glad you enjoyed the story!

-- Closer

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Thanks for writing such a great story!