Must Be All That Biking by friskaz (NC-17)

[christycorr]

Fandom: SUITS
Pairing: Harvey/Mike
Length: 3,178 words
Author on LJ: friskaz
Author Website: AO3 profile
Why this must be read:

Back in the halcyon, carefree days of Suits season 1, Harvey canonically claimed to be picturing Mike in drag. Mike protests, "I could pull that off!" and in this fic, he proves it to Harvey. It's a classic missing scene AU in this fandom, and definitely a headcanon-accepted kind of fic for me.

This is straight-up crossdressing PWP. If that sounds tempting, click on, and you won't be disappointed!

He's finally got a Saturday with no work-related activities, which he figures is a sign. So he spends the morning waxing, and shaving the finicky bits, and slicking up with the lotion he picked up on a whim (not on a whim at all, but he's trying this thing where he lies to himself about his motivations; it feels good). When he's done with that he really has to just put the dress on. It's pretty comfortable, and he likes the way his newly-smooth legs slide against each other.

In fact if push comes to shove he'd probably deny it, but he spends over half an hour sitting on the couch stroking his own calves. They're that awesome.

After that it's the proverbial slippery slope. He stopped for a mani-pedi on his way home from work the day before (god bless that 24-hour place with discount rates after 11 PM) which is totally defensible because no way are Harvey's nails naturally that kept. So it's really just the hair (he puts in some soft product and works it into messy spikes), the makeup (he's still good at eyeliner, thank god; some things really are like riding a bike and drag is less fun if you poke yourself in the eye a lot first), and then he's sitting on his ratty couch, wondering how soon is too soon to go to a night club. It's not dark outside yet, so it might be too soon.

Then, because it's him, and his luck has always held, the phone rings. Caller ID identifies it as Harvey.

Must Be All That Biking

Comments

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

That was great!