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crack_van2013-02-11 09:31 am
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neither birthday gifts nor barter by dith
Fandom: THE AVENGERS
Pairing: Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts
Length: 2616
Author on LJ:
Author Website: at AO3
Why this must be read: Because sometimes you just need to read a fic where people are nice to another because they care. Also, what *does* one give the billionaire who has everything?
Bruce held the small jar in his hand, shook some of the powdered ingredients out. He, Pepper, and Mrs. Pynchon regarded them dubiously.
"I haven't even heard of some of these things," said Mrs. Pynchon, "and I do keep up with the literature."
"I don't think you'd know about some of these things without spending time rather far up in the Andes Mountains," said Bruce, dipping his head. "And perhaps in Vietnam. And, uh, Cameroon."
"What is it?" asked Pepper, poking it with her finger.
"It's what I guess they call superfoods in the press, mostly - antioxidants, a number of things to improve liver function, since no matter what he says he has a chunk of metal that lives in his chest and it must take its toll on his liver and kidneys, some things that I believe protect glial function in the brain -"
Both of them stared at Bruce and he stopped talking. "Sorry."
"I'm interested," said Mrs. Pynchon.
"Well, and a couple of things to boost respiratory function, given that he is essentially a plane." He jiggled the powder. "I'll show you how to make up the mix; you only pulverize enough to provide him with a tablespoon or two a day. And puree it with some sprouted, live seeds we're growing in there." He wiggled his elbow at some adjoining door.
"And you're going to get this into Tony how?" asked Pepper.
neither birthday gifts nor barter
Pairing: Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts
Length: 2616
Author on LJ:
Author Website: at AO3
Why this must be read: Because sometimes you just need to read a fic where people are nice to another because they care. Also, what *does* one give the billionaire who has everything?
Bruce held the small jar in his hand, shook some of the powdered ingredients out. He, Pepper, and Mrs. Pynchon regarded them dubiously.
"I haven't even heard of some of these things," said Mrs. Pynchon, "and I do keep up with the literature."
"I don't think you'd know about some of these things without spending time rather far up in the Andes Mountains," said Bruce, dipping his head. "And perhaps in Vietnam. And, uh, Cameroon."
"What is it?" asked Pepper, poking it with her finger.
"It's what I guess they call superfoods in the press, mostly - antioxidants, a number of things to improve liver function, since no matter what he says he has a chunk of metal that lives in his chest and it must take its toll on his liver and kidneys, some things that I believe protect glial function in the brain -"
Both of them stared at Bruce and he stopped talking. "Sorry."
"I'm interested," said Mrs. Pynchon.
"Well, and a couple of things to boost respiratory function, given that he is essentially a plane." He jiggled the powder. "I'll show you how to make up the mix; you only pulverize enough to provide him with a tablespoon or two a day. And puree it with some sprouted, live seeds we're growing in there." He wiggled his elbow at some adjoining door.
"And you're going to get this into Tony how?" asked Pepper.
neither birthday gifts nor barter