A Tentative Affair by misanthropyray (Explicit)

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Fandom: SHERLOCK
Pairing: Um. Sherlock Holmes/Tentacles.... yes. Also, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson.
Length: 15,731 words
Author on LJ: purged
Author Website: on AO3, on Dreamwidth
Why this must be read:
This is a trilogy of stories: Squeeze, Bound, and Cling. Note the pairing. Note the non-con warnings. Heed them. Also, the sex pollen tag.

So, this is one of those stories that I, personally, feel does not have enough kudos on AO3. It should totally have more. Perhaps people are put off by the mention of tentacles? I admit, I went into this story with some trepidation, but I have enjoyed fanfic for long enough to really appreciate the crack. And this is, no doubt, cracktacular, BUT, it is also really well written, has some great dialogue, and lovely imagery (if you're into hentai). Ahem.

In the first story, Sherlock is accosted by a plant in a rather graphic way. A plant with tentacles which subdues him by going for the sex pollen while it drinks up his water. In the second and third story, we discover that although the plant was vanquished by the power of John's annoyance, there are still lingering consequences (and more tentacles). Just, yeah, trust me. Go read it. If you regret it, you can scold me, but I don't think you will.

A Tentative Affair by misanthropyray