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Just A Matter Of When by Buffonia (R)
Fandom: LOTRIPS
Pairing: Hannah/Elijah
Author on LJ:
fonia_fix
Author Website: like people do
Why this must be read: This is the sort of woodcest I like to read: dark, funny, sexy and bitter. Part of the 'Five Things' challenge that produced so many interesting lotrips stories earlier this year, this fic feels surprisingly realistic, and the first part, in which Hannah sells her brother's signed photos to her scary, squealing schoolmates, is a gem.
"How'd your brother's audition go?" Jeanie sits next to her, and the other girls keep their distance. Jeanie's the mouthpiece. Their leader. She picks the teams and makes the rules, always. Only around Hannah is she ever so nice.
Hannah shrugs and fingers a scratch across Donatello's chest that Elijah made with a quarter. "We haven't heard back yet."
A few tiny sighs ripple through the group.
Jeanie clears her throat. "Well, we heard..." The girls inch closer, but stop at the silent command of Jeanie's glare. She smiles back at Hannah. "We heard that Jonathon Taylor Thomas was there!" There's a collective squeal that reminds Hannah of the time she saw whales mating on TV.
Hannah blinks back an eyeroll, almost says, "That's not how it works..." but settles for a second shrug instead. "I'm really not allowed to talk about that." Elijah once said that celebrity was like a guessing game that you never give away the answer to. She never asked him who told him that, because he seemed really proud as he recited it, pretending that they were his own words of wisdom, so she pretended right along.
Just a Matter of When or Five Things That Never Happened in the Wood Household
Pairing: Hannah/Elijah
Author on LJ:
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Author Website: like people do
Why this must be read: This is the sort of woodcest I like to read: dark, funny, sexy and bitter. Part of the 'Five Things' challenge that produced so many interesting lotrips stories earlier this year, this fic feels surprisingly realistic, and the first part, in which Hannah sells her brother's signed photos to her scary, squealing schoolmates, is a gem.
"How'd your brother's audition go?" Jeanie sits next to her, and the other girls keep their distance. Jeanie's the mouthpiece. Their leader. She picks the teams and makes the rules, always. Only around Hannah is she ever so nice.
Hannah shrugs and fingers a scratch across Donatello's chest that Elijah made with a quarter. "We haven't heard back yet."
A few tiny sighs ripple through the group.
Jeanie clears her throat. "Well, we heard..." The girls inch closer, but stop at the silent command of Jeanie's glare. She smiles back at Hannah. "We heard that Jonathon Taylor Thomas was there!" There's a collective squeal that reminds Hannah of the time she saw whales mating on TV.
Hannah blinks back an eyeroll, almost says, "That's not how it works..." but settles for a second shrug instead. "I'm really not allowed to talk about that." Elijah once said that celebrity was like a guessing game that you never give away the answer to. She never asked him who told him that, because he seemed really proud as he recited it, pretending that they were his own words of wisdom, so she pretended right along.
Just a Matter of When or Five Things That Never Happened in the Wood Household