crack_van | Farscape/Stargate SG-1 (PG-13)

Title: Fake Plastic Trees by Sorlk Lewis
Pairing: John Crichton/Sam Carter. sort of.
Author on LJ:

sorlklewis
Author Website: unknown
Why this must be read:

Well, I'm yet another of those reccers still tilling the rich soil of Multiverse 2004 for my crossover recs, but this is a story that fits the drab, stressful, February mood so many people are in. This is the story of Sam Carter and John Crichton after the world ends. I think of this as primarily a Farscape story set in Stargate's universe, where the Gou'ald have destroyed everything and John Crichton just can't quite give up the idea that this version of Earth can't possibly be his home. There's a sort of resigned longing in the lines of this story, and full of details you'd never think about finding amidst an apocalypse.

As Crichton licks chocolate from his fingers, he thinks about his module hidden in a barn in Maine. One of the thrusters and all of the nav circuits had blown, and several of the organic modifications burned up in the wormhole that dumped him here just in time to watch most of humanity snuff it. It's funny how that worked out, really. The irony is not lost on him.

Fake Plastic Trees by Sorlk Lewis