crack_van | You Can't Always Get What You Want by Scarlettgirl (PG-13)

Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: none really
Length: ~ 4 500 words
Author on LJ:

scarlettgirl
Author's Website: on Teaspoon
Why this must be read: this is a story about the Human!Doctor, adjusting to his life in Pete's world (which turns out to be different in so many subtle and amusing ways), working for Torchwood and meeting a very familiar face. It's very funny but it doesn't gloss over the difficulties. The character voices are spot-on, the dialogue is brilliant, plus it contains this gem, that sums up everything you need to know about the Master. :)

“I thought this Master had died?” Pete said.

“Technically, he died. But that never seems to take with the Master. He’s like bloody Teflon.”

You Can't Alaways Get What You Want