crack_van | Starsky Enforces His Law by Silver Chipmunk (PG)

Fandom: STARSKY & HUTCH/Terry Pratchett
Pairing: none
Length: 11K
Author on LJ:

silver_chipmunk
Author Website: HERE
Why this must be read: because it’s sad and funny, because it’s canon and supernatural. Because love conquers death.

Starsky waved it aside as of no importance. "Well that doesn't matter anyway. I'm not letting you take Hutch."

"I DON'T THINK YOU CAN STOP ME."

"Hey, I know the rules. If I can see you, I can negotiate with you. That's the way it always works."

"WHAT, IN ALL THOSE OLD MOVIES YOU WATCH? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK IT REALLY WORKS THAT WAY?"

"I'm just betting it does. So how about it? You take me and let him go, how about that? I cheated you once by living, you have to want me back, right?" He had been willing to die for Hutch before, this was no different.

"NOT REALLY. I HAVE LEARNED, YOU HUMANS CAN ONLY CHEAT ME FOR SO LONG. EVENTUALLY I WILL COME TO ALL OF YOU. BESIDES, HE ALREADY MADE THAT BARGAIN. YOU CAN'T MAKE IT BACK."

Starsky Enforces His Law by Silver Chipmunk (PG)