Captain John Watson, Genetics, and Other Crazy Things by cyerus (Mature) (Sherlock/Torchwood Xover)

[cloudtrader.livejournal.com]

Look! Both crossover recs I'm making for both fandoms I'm driving this month happen to be crossing over with the Doctor Who universe! Which I recommended here just a few months ago~!

Fandom: SHERLOCK/TORCHWOOD
Pairing: John Watson/everyone who is willing with a pulse, Jack Harkness/everyone EXCEPT John's conquests, John Watson/Sherlock Holmes, Jack Harkness/Ianto Jones
Length: 5,612 words
Author on LJ: cyerus
Author Website: on AO3, on LJ
Why this must be read:
This author writes FANTASTIC crack. No, really, don't just read this one, read the others by cyerus, too. I was all set to recommend the story where John is a bomb detection dog turned human or the one where John and Lestrade have an Epic Bromance(tm), but then Crack Van Collisions Day came along and I realized that this story NEEDED to be recommended. This story is funny and awesome. John Watson? Yeah, he's Jack Harkness's son. LOL Certainly explains the whole John "Three Continents" Watson thing that fandom has embraced, eh? Also, pheromones.

Captain John Watson, Genetics, and Other Crazy Things by cyerus
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Comments

[dogwoodblossom.livejournal.com]

I love this story. I was originally gonna rec this one when I drove the van a couple months ago.

[cloudtrader.livejournal.com]

This is one of my go-to fics when I need a laugh. ^_^

[winter-elf.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahaha! good one!