The Hiatus by bitterchick (PG 13)

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Previously on Popslash: "Chris blinks. 'J, man, I'm not telling Joey that. You sick fuck. I like his mom.'"

Today on Popslash: The Hiatus (PG 13)

Fandom: Popslash
Pairing: None. Well, one. But it's a surprise.
Author on LJ: bitterchick
Author Website: Diva Hips
Why this must be read:

The Hiatus answers the daunting question fans everywhere have been torturing themselves with during the year and a half since *Nsync's last group tour. Namely, what do *Nsync do when they're not being *Nsync?

According to bitterchick, at least, the answer is: bitch, moan, have a ton of ill-advised sex, write thinly-veiled songs of hate, make embarrassing public appearances, and generally be endearingly petty. And what's not to love in that, eh? A devilishly energetic, funny little story that captures all the ridiculousness and extremes of what we've seen of the guys in the press lately. The source of some of my favorite popslash fic lines.


This story name drops like...well, like a Hilton sister. (Ha! See, I can do it, too.) Many people to go through here and so, without further ado:

Who/What is...?

1. Wade. Britney. John Edwards. AJ, Brian, Howie, Kevin, and Nick. Jane Carter. Eminem. Janet Jackson. David Kreiff. Dallas. Pharrell.

2. Johnny is *Nsync's current manager and president of Wright Entertainment Group (WEG). Melinda is one of his employees, who seemingly does a million things from representing the boys to organizing their yearly charity events. Freddie is Lance's...uh...special friend.

3. "Mouse Solidarity".

4. Hiatus!Sync:



(From left to right, that's Chris, JC, Joey, Justin, and Lance.)

Friday on Popslash: "A predictable script, but some heartfelt performances from a cast of unknowns."

Comments

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lord. I just have to second this rec: one of the funniest things ever. I nearly split my side.

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Hee! It's so hilarious, isn't it? Johnny's little breakdown in the middle -- "Oh but they'll call me twice a day and cry into the phone babbling about 'ten years' and 'mouse solidarity', whatever the hell that is." -- absolutely kills me. That speech is one of those favorite popslash lines I mentioned in the rec.