The Hiatus by bitterchick (PG 13)

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Previously on Popslash: "Chris blinks. 'J, man, I'm not telling Joey that. You sick fuck. I like his mom.'"

Today on Popslash: The Hiatus (PG 13)

Fandom: Popslash
Pairing: None. Well, one. But it's a surprise.
Author on LJ: bitterchick
Author Website: Diva Hips
Why this must be read:

The Hiatus answers the daunting question fans everywhere have been torturing themselves with during the year and a half since *Nsync's last group tour. Namely, what do *Nsync do when they're not being *Nsync?

According to bitterchick, at least, the answer is: bitch, moan, have a ton of ill-advised sex, write thinly-veiled songs of hate, make embarrassing public appearances, and generally be endearingly petty. And what's not to love in that, eh? A devilishly energetic, funny little story that captures all the ridiculousness and extremes of what we've seen of the guys in the press lately. The source of some of my favorite popslash fic lines.


This story name drops like...well, like a Hilton sister. (Ha! See, I can do it, too.) Many people to go through here and so, without further ado:

Who/What is...?

1. Wade. Britney. John Edwards. AJ, Brian, Howie, Kevin, and Nick. Jane Carter. Eminem. Janet Jackson. David Kreiff. Dallas. Pharrell.

2. Johnny is *Nsync's current manager and president of Wright Entertainment Group (WEG). Melinda is one of his employees, who seemingly does a million things from representing the boys to organizing their yearly charity events. Freddie is Lance's...uh...special friend.

3. "Mouse Solidarity".

4. Hiatus!Sync:



(From left to right, that's Chris, JC, Joey, Justin, and Lance.)

Friday on Popslash: "A predictable script, but some heartfelt performances from a cast of unknowns."

Comments

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

This was brilliant. Hilarious.

And I'm beginning to think that Wade Robeson is the sluttiest man in all popfic.

Either that, or he has a powerful magnetic attraction. I'm waiting for the day they all sit down to compare notes.

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Hey, glad you enjoyed it so much! It's such a good story. I'm valiently resisting the urge to just quote it endlessly here in lieu of making actual comments, 'cause nothing I say is gonna be as funny as that story.

And I'm beginning to think that Wade Robeson is the sluttiest man in all popfic.

Heheh. After watching his show on MTV, I'm thinking that if Wade had a say in the matter, that would definitely be true. ;)