X-MEN MOVIEVERSE/STAR TREK: TNG (PG)

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Title: Where No Mutant Has Gone Before by Alara Rogers
Pairing: gen
Author on LJ: alara_r
Author Website: Alara's Happy-Happy Text-Only Page

Why this must be read: Because Alara's remix of this drabble by Andraste is clever and funny and actually makes about as much sense as either canon ever did. Charles Xavier finds himself on the Enterprise. Things get understandably confusing.

Excerpt:

"My name is Charles Xavier, and I haven't any idea how I got here. I was asleep in my bedroom, and then the next moment, I was here."

Riker touched the shiny badge on his chest. "Riker to sickbay."

A woman's voice replied. "Crusher here. Go ahead."

"We need you in transporter room two."

"Has something happened to the captain?" There was obvious concern in the disembodied voice.

"We don't know yet. The man we transported is claiming he's not the captain-- though he looks identical."

Where No Mutant Has Gone Before