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crack_van2008-10-15 08:20 pm
elizabethhelena.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2008-10-15 08:20 pm
Deep Space Nine/Original Trek, Next Generation, Voyager & Enterprise (NC-17)
Title: After Hours by J.A. Chapman
Pairing: too many to count, both het and slash
Length: 13k
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: unknown
Why this must be read:
Because it's unadulterated, smutty crack that pokes fun at canon, fanon, meta fiction and itself. Plus, After Hours ensures that everyone on DS9 finally enjoys a hedonistic break from all the war, suffering and betrayal of season seven. . . well, with one hilarious exception.
Have a taste:
"Excuse me, Captain Janeway?"
"Yes?" Kathryn inquired looking up into the changeling's face in surprise, "Say, aren't you that shapeshifter from Deep Space Nine?"
"Yes I am and I'd like to take this moment to point out that I am indeed fully adjustable. Now, taking a page from another fanfic writer's work, wanna shag?" Odo asked, his eyes glowing passionately.
"Holy shit do I wanna shag!" Kate said as she got up and dragged him toward her quarters. "The only het action I ever get is from the wooden Indian or when Tuvok goes into Pon Farr!"
Go ahead and indulge yourself (I'll never tell).
After Hours
Pairing: too many to count, both het and slash
Length: 13k
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: unknown
Why this must be read:
Because it's unadulterated, smutty crack that pokes fun at canon, fanon, meta fiction and itself. Plus, After Hours ensures that everyone on DS9 finally enjoys a hedonistic break from all the war, suffering and betrayal of season seven. . . well, with one hilarious exception.
Have a taste:
"Excuse me, Captain Janeway?"
"Yes?" Kathryn inquired looking up into the changeling's face in surprise, "Say, aren't you that shapeshifter from Deep Space Nine?"
"Yes I am and I'd like to take this moment to point out that I am indeed fully adjustable. Now, taking a page from another fanfic writer's work, wanna shag?" Odo asked, his eyes glowing passionately.
"Holy shit do I wanna shag!" Kate said as she got up and dragged him toward her quarters. "The only het action I ever get is from the wooden Indian or when Tuvok goes into Pon Farr!"
Go ahead and indulge yourself (I'll never tell).
After Hours