Quick Note: I ran out of time, so I couldn't get in all my Firefly recs. Stupid Halloween. I had a great time reccing and I've enjoyed everyone elses reccs. You all rock!
Big thanks to
janeeyre17 for helping me make this at least somewhat coherent. I promise the OC/POTC crossover is coming soon! This is how we do it in Tortuga, Bitch!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black PearlIntroductionOnce upon a time there was a little girl who loved pirates. One day she learned that there was going to be a movie based on Pirates of the Caribbean, and thus an obsession was born. She grew even more excited when she learned that the movie was going to star Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, for who better to star in a pirate movie than Johnny Depp and the king of homoerotic subtext Mr. Orlando "Still the prettiest" Bloom? She waited patiently for the movie to appear with only occasional shouts of "Pirates! Pirates! Pirates!" to demonstrate her eagerness. Finally the day was upon her and she could not sit still in her movie seat and her brain stirred with fears that the movie would not be everything she hoped. Approximately 3 hours later she was heard to utter, "Why the hell didn't anyone tell me becoming a pirate was a legitimate career choice?" For the movie had been everything she could have hoped for. There had been homoerotic sword fights, rum, pirates in dresses, rum, mad gay pirates, rum, silly hats, rum, kick ass girl pirates, rum, cool villains, rum, evil monkeys, rum, hot gay pirates sex (well maybe not onscreen), and more rum. However, the vaguely disappointing ending and the lack of sex between the main characters led her running home to search for fic (and rum).
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