November 14th, 2009 
01:28 am How To Tell Your Time Lord That He's Gay by Shaggydogstail (PG-13)
Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: Donna/Martha, Ten/Simm!Master
Length: 3000 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] shaggydogstail
Author Website: [livejournal.com profile] shaggydogstales
Why this must be read:

Because it's the most glorious crack. It's probably the funniest thing I've ever read, and it's one of my go-to fics if I ever need cheering up.

'I think he's gay,' said Martha. 'I reckon time-travel makes you gay.'

'Huh?' Donna always was better at practical than theory.

'Think about it; I never even considered Delicious Lesbianism until after I'd spent a while travelling with the Doctor.'

'I was going to marry a bloke until I got pulled into the TARDIS,' said Donna. 'Of course, he turned out to be evil.'

'The TARDIS has all sorts of peculiar functions,' said Martha. 'I reckon there's something about the TARDIS that turns people gay.'

Martha was a doctor, after all, so it was no surprise that she was ace at scientific theories.

'The Doctor's been in the TARDIS for a really long time,' said Donna.

'900 years,' said Martha. 'Long enough to make him gayer than a Broadway production of Dumbledore: A Christmas Story.'


How To Tell Your Time Lord That He's Gay
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09:45 am Owned by Calico (NC-17)
Fandom: TORCHWOOD
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Length: 3,200 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] ukcalico
Author Website: the food and porn emporium
Why this must be read: Calico is widely -- and rightly -- renowned for her amazingly intense, character-driven sex scenes. This story is a perfect case in point. It's a kinky flirtation with exhibitionism, focused around Jack and Ianto playing head games with each other, and it's so hot you won't even believe it until you've read it for yourself. *re-reads* Guh. I'll just be over here, having a cigarette.

Owned
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04:47 pm Crossover Day!
Tomorrow is the 15th of the month, which means Crack Van Collisions, a.k.a. cross-over day.

Drivers, you may rec one fic that crosses over your fandom with another (no, this does not count against your maximum). Please post crossovers in the following format:

Subject: Fandom/Fandom (Rating)

Title: Title by Author
Pairing: (no abbreviations, please)
Author on LJ:
Author Website:
Why this must be read:

(link to story)

tags: fanfic, crossover, fandom, fandom, etc.



Thanks, all!
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06:36 pm THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN/IRON MAN(movie verse)/HIGHLANDER, PG
It's crossover day!!!

Title Charitable Impulses by [profile] ithildyn
Fandom:
Characters/Pairing/Verse: Ezra Standish, Tony Stark, OFC - Gen, AU-Crossover
Length: 1,720
Author on LJ: [profile] ithildyn
Author Website: Tales from the Darkwood
Why this must be read:
This story was a 2009 MoM award nominee and part of her Ecohes of the Sea series.
Ith has been an amazing crossover writer in the Highlander fandom for years and I take full responsibility for turning her into an Ezra fangirl and my prize was lots of Mag7 crossover fic. This particular story was her first foray into the Mag7 fandom and it's still one of my favorites.

Ezra is an Immortal who has become a famous photographer in the present day and he's a good friend of Tony Stark (Iron Man). The Tony and Ezra voices are spot and their banter is just hilarious.

Excerpt:
"I got here just in time," Tony Stark said cheerfully, dropping into the empty chair on the other side of Charlotte. "We're talking about your sex life!"

"No, we're not," she replied firmly as Ezra choked back laughter.



Charitable Impulses


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