I promised some long stories for weekends. Here's the first!
Fandom: THE PROFESSIONALS
Pairing: Bodie/Doyle
Length: 60,000+ words
Author on LJ:
byslantedlightAuthor Website: Slantedlight story list on the Automated Hatstand website Why this must be read: because it has plot, and humour, and tension, and insight, and mystery, and love.
"He'd thought, somehow, that as they got older they'd slow down, that they'd end up as staid and respectable as every other desk-bound fifty-something in the City. It didn't seem to be happening."In this novel-length Pros story, Bodie and Doyle have made it through the eighties, the nineties, and the millennium celebrations, only to find themselves in 2005 running CI5 and dealing with problems their boss Cowley never had.
( Their problems just mount up and up... ) Although it's a long story, it races along, and elements throughout fall into place at the end. There are copious references to the programmes - what
did happen to Bodie's girlfriend who was caught in the bomb blast, for example, after the dust had settled and life went on, and then there was that night in the bowling alley - and reminders that the world is different now...
"The bloody things were probably on memory sticks and being left on coffee tables all around H-fucking-Q. Christ, they were probably on the *internet* by now" ... "I thought it was funny at first, but then Tom told me what a golliwog was… isn't that a bit racist, Mr Bodie?" ... "EO91ZZH204?" "E-ticket booking number."One thing that really works for me in this story is the switching between the main action, as Bodie and Doyle experience it, and the documentary voice-overs, which I hear as a hushed voice, with not a
hint of salacious suggestion in it, oh no...
And, of course, it is a Pros story and that means Bodie and Doyle, and it is a Bodie and Doyle story, and that means slash (well, it does to me, and clearly it does to
byslantedlight too), and it is a slash story and that means emotions swirling and thoughts roaming and glances across the room catching - but there are cameras there and there is a job to do, and they can't do anything but snatch moments, until...
Well. Neither man has changed
that much....
Who Caught And Sang The Sun, by Slantedlight