Fandom: HOCKEY RPF
Pairing: Evgeni Malkin/Sidney Crosby
Length: 4,000
Author on LJ
thehoyden twentysomething on DWAuthor Website: thehoyden on AO3 twentysomething on AO3Why this must be read:Let's talk about tropes. Hockey RPF is full of them, and I'll touch on a few in later posts. One of the most delightful is the 'Russian Knitting Circle' trope, wherein the Russian hockey players in the NHL interfere in the love life of one of the other Russians, most usually Evgeni Malkin. Most of the fic to be found concerns the Russians in the Eastern Conference -- apparently the ones in the Western Conference aren't as interesting.
If you find a fic where Geno Malkin, Sergei Gonchar, Alex Ovechkin, Ilya Kovalchuk, Alexander Semin, or sometimes Ilya Bryzgalov are involved, and possibly they call in someone's mother, then you have a Russian Knitting Circle fic, even if it isn't tagged as such. (The original fic to use this trope actually has it in its name, but I think every writer on AO3 should go back and tag their fic with it).
This story concerns Alex Ovechkin basically trolling Sidney Crosby via text and cell phone. If you pay any attention to some of the things that Ovie says to the press (the toilet one was particularly awesome), you realize that this characterization is spot on. His trolling in this instance has a purpose though -- to hook up Sid and Geno. It is definitely good for a laugh, if you have need of one.
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