November 12th, 2011 
01:37 am Crazy in Love by shaggydogstail (PG-13)
Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: Doctor/Master
Length: 10,500ish words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] shaggydogstail
Author Website: [livejournal.com profile] shaggydogstales
Why this must be read:
Because this story LITERALLY had me rolling on the floor laughing. I'm not kidding, I fell out of my chair laughing. I HURT myself laughing from this story. This story is guaranteed to increase your joy, happiness, and willingness to participate in monomaniacal plans for world domination. Instead of refusing to regenerate, the Master is imprisoned by the Doctor on the TARDIS (wait, I've read this story before...), but unlike every other story with this basic premise that I've read, there is no angst. This is ridiculously funny. The author has an amazing style of writing that had me in stitches the entire time I was reading it. YOU MUST READ THIS STORY.

giggle sample )

Crazy in Love: A Case Study of Factitious Disorders and Relationship Breakdown in Gallifreyan Males by shaggydogstail
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01:45 am Warsaw by Basingstoke (PG-14)
Fandom: CABIN PRESSURE
Pairing: Martin/OMC
Length: 2 675
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] basingstoke
Author Website: AO3

Why this must be read:
Martin is so very awkward. If there's a way to mess up he'll find it. It's kind of endearing though.

I love this one because you can just see Martin saying and being so very, very awkward.

Written for a prompt on the kink meme, Warsaw, has a terribly awkward Martin, an awkwardness translator Douglas, and a happy, happy ending.

Excerpt:

Once seen, it could not be unseen: Captain Crieff, mid-snog. Juicy, wet, arse-groping snog.

Douglas cleared his throat, then cleared it again, louder, when the young couple failed to notice. Martin looked up and instantly blushed a brilliant red. He shoved the other man away from him slightly.

"Hey! Private property," the other man said. He kept his arms around Martin.

"I did knock. The door opened of its own volition."

"It's Douglas, from work, come to collect me, I'd better--" Martin extricated himself from his lover's arms and hurried toward Douglas.

"Hat, Martin," Douglas said, rather enjoying himself. Martin clapped his hands to his head.

"Here, baby. Have a good flight." The man picked Martin's captaining hat up from the table behind him and set it on Martin's head with a kiss to his nose. Ah, young love. Sickening. "And I'm Tom," he said to Douglas. "Nice to finally meet you."

"Astounding to find you exist," Douglas said. "Come along, Captain, your chariot is double parked."


Warsaw by Basingstoke on AO3
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12:21 pm Interview with a Spermpire (NC-17)
Fandom: A-TEAM MOVIE!VERSE
Pairing: Hannibal/Face, Murdock/Face, Morrison/Face
Length: 4700
Author on LJ: [profile] niektete
Author Website: Froggy’s Fiction
Why this must be read:

I love the angst - probably a little too much - but there’s some hilarity to be had in this fandom as well. So I offer you an AU from one of my favorite crack writers, [profile] niektete.

After Hannibal catches his lieutenant in a compromising position, Face is forced to admit his secret; he's a spermpire. Like the logical human being he is, Hannibal’s not buying a word of it, so Face decides to prove it to him. It’s one of the funniest stories I’ve read with these two, and even though their pairing isn’t the primary focus, the interaction between the two of them is wonderful.

Interview with a Spermpire
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03:09 pm Triple XXX-Tremity by Fee Folay (PG)
Fandom:STARSKY AND HUTCH
Pairing:starsky/hutch
Length:29k
Author on LJ:[livejournal.com profile] fee_folay
Author Website:http://meandthee.shahrazad.net/author.php?authorid=163
Why this must be read: This is such a fun story. The guys have to go undercover in a triple XXX porn theater to try and catch a strangler. They are kind of new in their sexual relationship and this assignment is a little hard on Hutch. Starsky seems to be handling it just fine!LOL!

Hutch shut his eyes and very deliberately tried to ignore the panting moans of the fat man three rows ahead.

For this he and Starsky were the envy of the homicide squad?

Certainly, it had seemed like a real sweet assignment -- being asked to spend hour after hour slouched in the worn, velvet seats of seedy downtown porno theaters watching a seemingly endless series of triple X-rated features - all in the line of duty. Over the past month, three customers at various adult theaters along porno row had been strangled in their seats. Sometime between dusk and dawn, the life had been mercilessly choked out of them by a garroting cord. Detectives Starsky and Hutchinson were the Metro team chosen to work the case, acting as decoys to try and draw out the killer.

Triple XXX-Tremity
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03:47 pm If Music be the Food of Love (I'll have the veggie-burger) by sunsetmog (R)
Fandom: BANDOM
Pairing: Brendon Urie/Spencer Smith
Length: 42,300 words or 4.5 hours
Author on LJ: Reader: [livejournal.com profile] pennyplainknits Author: [livejournal.com profile] sunsetmog_fics
Author Website: Also on Dreamwidth
Why this must be read/listened to:Since I'm a huge podfic fan and this week is Pod-aware week, I'm putting in a couple of podfic recs. First is this epic, emotional, beautiful story of, as the author likes to call it "oblivious high school failboats in love". Penny does a fantastic job of bringing sunset-mogs words to life and really makes your heart ache for poor lonely Brendon. Whatever you do, don't listen in public because you're likely to develop teary eyes at many points.
Also SPENCER!LOVE!

Little excerpt )

So here, have 4.5 hours of awesome!
If Music be the Food of Love (I'll have the veggie burger)
Podbook format direct download

Or take your time and read it for yourself
sunsetmogs fantabulous original text version
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04:04 pm Wires by etherati (PG-13)
Fandom: WATCHMEN
Pairing: Nite Owl & Rorschach, with appearances from the rest of the Crimebusters
Length: ~2600 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] etherati
Author Website: Fic master post
Why this must be read:

Suspense! Bomb-diffusing techie Nite Owl! The Crimebusters working together as a team! Feelings in the face of imminent death! The setup is that the heroes are faced with a bomb and a ticking timer, and Nite Owl's the one who's going to try to disarm it. Part of the fic focuses on the group's response to the threat, and part on Nite Owl and Rorschach at the bomb site where they might die any second. The latter bits have some fantastic interaction between Nite Owl and Rorschach. It uses one of my favorite tropes, "I'm not leaving you, we'll die together if we have to", and executes it beautifully. It really plays up how much these two care about each other, both as crimefighting partners and as friends, and I can't get enough of it.

Dan registers, as he lets the breath out, that he isn’t dead. The snips are shaking violently in his hands, and the white wire is in two pieces, and the timer, of course, is still counting down. (So much for getting lucky on the first try.)

Then he glances up, and Rorschach is staring steadily back, and he realizes just how lucky he really was.

Wires
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04:17 pm The Sky-High City by Sevenfists (PG-13)
Fandom: BANDOM
Pairing: Frank/Jamia, Frank/Gerard
Length: 7,300 words or 40 minutes
Author on LJ: Reader: [livejournal.com profile] inkjunket Author: [livejournal.com profile] sevenfists
Author Website: Inkjunket on Dreamwidth
Why this must be read: One of the first podfics I listened to, and I keep going back to. Author says "This is a story about something that could maybe happen to Frank Iero after his band breaks up." It's sad and sweet and gentle and just lovely! Inkjunket did an awesome job with it. Also bonus Patrick Stump \o/

The intro )

The Sky-High City
Direct podbook download
The original text
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06:37 pm A Change of Light by Angelfish (NC-17)
Fandom: THE PROFESSIONALS
Pairing: Bodie/Doyle
Length: 31,586 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] angelfish777 (note: lj not being used)
Author Website: Angelfish on The Circuit Archive
Why this must be read: Angelfish is an excellent writer. She can create a mood, a setting, a feeling. She knows the lads and writes them so well. I'm drawn into her stories and never want them to end.

This story is brand new, recently posted for the 2011 Big Bang at [livejournal.com profile] ci5_boxoftricks. This is a very dramatic story. I was caught up in the idea that Doyle believes Bodie has been shot dead during an operation and he retaliates instantly. Things go down hill quickly from that point and neither man will ever be the same again. Angelfish takes us from a euphoric high of the lads in love into a hell that neither can escape.

Excerpt this way... )


A Change of Light
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