June 30th, 2012 
10:03 am Bed. Or Something Like It. by Callisto (adult)

Well, this is it. Last rec, and then time to hand the keys over. Oh… um… perhaps I need to take the van to be valeted first *brushes popcorn off the seat*. Before I do, though, here’s a wonderfully sweet fic to round off my month in the van.


Fandom: THE PROFESSIONALS
Pairing: Bodie/Doyle
Length: 14k
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] callistosh65
Author Website: on LJ
Why this must be read: Callisto has a great sense of the lads, and here we see them grumpy, teasing, caring, loving, laughing and generally working things out. She gets the dialogue spot on:

"I think," Bodie swallowed, still catching his breath, "I'll have that tea now, Raymond. With a jaffa cake for services rendered, if you don't mind. And have one yourself, sunshine." Doyle was hauled forward for a sloppy kiss, right on his forehead. "Fanbloodytastic. Knew we would be. Now move your arse."

How can you resist that?

Bed. Or Something Like It.

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11:37 am And I Will No Other to Follow Me Where I'm Going by aces (PG)
Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: Eight/Fitz
Length: 4,225 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] wishfulaces
Author Website: on Teaspoon, on AO3
Why this must be read:
Because it's Fitz and because you really do have to wonder how the Doctor got Fitz off the TARDIS during the Time War. Also, that was totally Fitz's jacket Nine was wearing, I'm just saying. This is more than a bit heartbreaking, but it hurts oh so good.

And I Will No Other to Follow Me Where I'm Going by aces
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02:23 pm Down From the Bird's Eye View by BlackEyedGirl (Teen and Up)
Belated recs are better than none? Sorry the Marvel Van has been in park this month.

Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Movieverse)
Pairing: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson implied, but it's team gen, really
Length: 4642 words
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
This story has excellent characterization of Clint along with the rest of the Avengers, so this is teamfic that focuses on Hawkeye more than anything. However, it's a comprehensive look at how the team learns more about Clint.

Down From the Bird's Eye View
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02:40 pm Suits/The Avengers (2012) (Mature)
I missed posting on the 15th, but I think it will please the readers, so here's my June crossover rec.

Title: Special Hell by ChristyCorr
Pairings: Mike Ross/Harvey Specter, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Length: 7260 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] christycorr
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
The Avengers Movieverse/Suits crossover shenanigans made me laugh, and both 'verses were used well.

Special Hell
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03:09 pm Stark, A.E., and Banner, R. Bruce. (2013). "Biodosimetric Tools..." by thingswithwings (Explicit)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Movieverse)
Pairings: Hulk/Tony Stark, Bruce Banner/Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Length: 16,951 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] thingswithwings
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
Recommended because it's hilarious, pornilicious, and long. And there's art linked in the story note. Note: Pay attention to the AO3 story tags for things you might not enjoy.

Stark, A.E., and Banner, R. Bruce. (2013). "Biodosimetric Tools for Measuring Induced Isomeric Transition in Inverted Paired States." International Journal of Radiation Biology 89.9, 43-85.
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03:29 pm By Certain Definitions of Normal by rainfall (Teen and Up)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Movieverse)
Pairing: Bruce Banner/Tony Stark pre-slash
Length: 3226 words
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
After the Tony/Bruce pornfest of my last rec, I though you could use something sweet. Hulk story time followed by snuggling is about as sweet as I can picture the Hulk. *g*

By Certain Definitions of Normal
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03:37 pm i stole the keys to this guy by kellifer_fic (Mature)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Movieverse)
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Length: 6007 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] kellifer_fic
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
Here's a fun "coming together" story in which Fury unwittingly wields the clue bat when he makes the guys pretend to be dating.

i stole the keys to this guy
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03:57 pm In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends... Series by scifigrl47 (Mature Overall)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Movieverse)
Pairings: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Length: 126,280 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] scifigrl47
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
This massive series is so full of win I can't even express my love. But the highlight for me has to be the Roomba Army of Doom that Tony mods with AI programs. \o/ I want one so badly! There are three completed parts to enjoy, although the series is an (active) WIP.

In Which Tony Stark Builds Himself Some Friends (But His Family Was Assigned by Nick Fury) Series
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04:07 pm Extraction Series by Elfin (Explicit)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Movieverse)
Pairing: Bruce Banner/Tony Stark
Length: 7523 words
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
I like the idea that the Science Bros were so meant to be, so getting them together from the start is fine with me. Slightly AU in that Tony was the one sent to bring in Bruce Banner at the start of The Avengers.

Extraction Series
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04:32 pm Buy You a Mockingbird by jadedoll (Explicit)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Iron Man and Avengers Comicverse)
Pairing: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Length: 29,652 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] jadedoll
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
Open portals in the multiverse land a baby in Tony's arms, and Iron Man becomes a full-time daddy. The biological father happens to be the man Tony is in love with: Steve. Post-Civil War angst, man drama, and baby drama are in the mix, but I enjoyed this kid fic.

Warnings: Character Death - Not Steve or Tony; Critically Ill Young Child; Medical Situations

Buy You a Mockingbird
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04:49 pm Shatter by Aria (Explicit)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Movieverse: Thor)
Pairing: Thor/Loki
Length: 32,209 words
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
I felt like I really needed to rec some Thor/Loki to fully represent my Avengers love. Here's is an compelling AU in which Loki is the one banished to Midgard and discovered by Jane and crew. Hijinks ensue, particularly after Thor shows up.

Shatter (On AO3)
Shatter (On Dreamwidth)
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05:18 pm How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb by jacyevans (PG-13)
Hey all. I've had a great time introducing this fandom to [livejournal.com profile] crack_van this month, and I hope a few of you have enjoyed the recs. Until next time!

Fandom: THE HUNGER GAMES
Pairing: Katniss/Peeta, Katniss/Gale
Length: 5k
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] jacyevans
Author Website: [livejournal.com profile] aseagulliniowa
Why this must be read:

This is another of the 'what if' fics that I talked about early on, based on the premise that Katniss does not kill Coin, but sticks to the plan of killing Snow, and they go ahead with the Hunger Games choosing all Capitol children. [livejournal.com profile] jacyevans has fantastic writing style, paints an extremely compelling portrait even of characters that are hard to like, is smart as all get out about how this scenario would play out, and somehow manages to end the story with the same kind of hope that Collins' imbued her ending with.

Excerpt: )

How To Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
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06:00 pm "A Peculiar Variation" by Hyungdeul (PG-13)
Fandom: SUPER JUNIOR
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Donghae
Length: ~2,000w
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] hyungdeul
Author Website: [livejournal.com profile] hyungdeul
Why this must be read: This fic consists of a sad, but surprising premise written brilliantly. This is a Kyuhyun-centric fic, but I love the way all the other characters are written, too. It gently piles sadness on you the longer it goes on.

*Comprehension notes: Kyuhyun was in a terrible car accident in 2007, around the time they were doing promotions for "Don't Don," their second album; he nearly died. More info here. "A Man in Love" is another song from that album. Kyuhyun also is really good at Starcraft.

A Peculiar Variation


I will be doing one more post this evening, so please stay tuned!
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07:56 pm The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by Anemille (K+)
Fandom: SPOOKS (MI-5)
Pairing: none
Length: 3700 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] anemille
Author Website: Stories on Fanfiction.net
Why this must be read:

Driver’s Note: This will be the last rec for Spooks this month. I’ve tried to showcase as many characters and aspects of the fandom as possible, but there are many more great stories and authors out there. Thanks for reading and (hopefully) giving feedback to authors.

Connie James was devious, witty, and spent a lot of time lying to everyone around her, including herself. Even after a series 7 finale in which she never seemed to stop talking about herself, it’s impossible to say why she did what she did, or what she believed. In short, Connie was the essence of Spooks, in a nutshell.

This story tries to make sense of the often-contradictory elements of Connie’s past, in the process exploring her motives and turning them inside out. While Connie’s choices might have been abhorrent, her character was always compelling, and this story captures that perfectly.

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Connie knows without doubt that this is not the end. She doesn't know how or where or when but she knows it will happen, knows that this cold existence will all mean something again just as soon as she's back in London.

Fighting the good fight.

Well, giving a good fight in any case.

Connie enjoys playing games. And the KGB oblige. The crosswords won't run out because if they do then something has gone horribly wrong and she's cut off for good. And Connie isn't about to let that happen: how could anyone stand knowing all of the world's secrets one day and none the next? Knowing what she knows, Connie thinks that she can hardly rest in peace, alive or dead.

And so she keeps playing their games. And sometimes she sends them games of her own.

The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea


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08:20 pm Compatible Damage Series by branwyn (Mature)
Fandom: SHERLOCK
Pairing: Joanna Watson/Sherlock Holmes
Length: The Skeleton Winter is 29577 words, Let Sense Be Dumb is 39212 words, The Silences (WIP) is 8937 words so far
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] bnharrison
Author Website: Branwyn on AO3
Why this must be read: I am closing out the month with one of my all time favorite series. The Compatible Damage Series are genderswap casefics loosely based on ACD cases. The third story The Silences is still an unfinished WIP. The Skeleton Winter and Let Sense Be Dumb are exciting, well-plotted case fics that brilliantly update ACD stories. They are also character studies of Joanna Watson in all her broken yet badass glory. This is not a genderswap just for the sake of it. Joanna being the complex, strong, yet damaged women that she is central to the stories and her relationship with Sherlock while still recognizably being our beloved Dr Watson. Branwyn perfectly shows that Joanna and Sherlock are two very messed up people whose complex, codependent relationship is exactly what they both need.

"Joanna knows that enlisting as the only recruit in Sherlock's private army isn't going to make her less damaged. But Sherlock puts her damage to good use. Joanna thinks that is by far the best thing that could have happened to her. It may, in fact, be the only thing that could have saved her."


The Skeleton Winter
Let Sense Be Dumb
The Silences
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09:41 pm Desiderata by stereobone (Explicit)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Movieverse: Thor/Iron Man)
Pairing: Loki/Tony Stark
Length: 30,248 words
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
Here's a story written before the Avengers movie came out, chosen because it's so much fun! Amora hits Loki with a spell, and he falls deeply in love with Tony. Tony has a lot of fun with this scenario despite the likelihood of his death once the spell is lifted. The Avengers are nervous, Loki learns to like donuts, and Tony? He's just hoping this all works out somehow.

Desiderata
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10:06 pm Indelible Series by Penumbren (Explicit Overall)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Comicverse: 616/7207 Iron Man Noir)
Pairingw: Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Steve Rogers/Sharon Carter
Length: 104,796 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] penumbren
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
Because it's an absorbing alterate universe/time travel story that is plot-driven, with the addition of Tony/Steve complications.

Indelible Series
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10:11 pm "Flicker" by [livejournal.com profile] luminations (PG)
Fandom: STAR WARS
Pairing: Anakin/Padmé
Length: 988 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] luminations
Author Website: Just her LJ, I think.
Why this must be read:

Because it's a poignant look at the anxieties of a wife in wartime, and the stress fractures in a doomed relationship. It's not a fluffy read, but it's a must for fans of A/P angst.

Flicker
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10:29 pm W.I.P.E. series by tsukinofaerii (Explicit Overall)
Fandom: MARVEL COMICS (Avengers Comicverse: Marvel 616)
Pairing: Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
Length: 57,702 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] tsukinofaerii
Author Website: Author Page on AO3
Why this must be read:
Because Tony whumping is a fandom tradition? Or it's a fine example of 616 angst? I dig the Tony characterization, and anyway, who doesn't like a well-handled amnesia plot...

W.I.P.E. series
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11:04 pm In Memory of Me by coisceim (M)
And now, the end is here...
My final rec of the month -- and the rec I've been waiting all month to post. This is the story that prompted me to propose reccing WWE fanfic on the Crack Van.
I hope you've enjoyed the ride; I know I have. :)

Fandom: WWE
Pairing: John Cena/Randy Orton
Length: long (11 chapters + an epilogue)
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] coisceim
Author Website: This is the LJ where she posts her WWE stories.
Why this must be read: because this is, hands down, the best amnesia!fic I have ever read. In any fandom. Period.

WWE Superstars are constantly getting hurt; not just the occasional cut or bruise, but serious injuries. The WWE often has more than a handful of wrestlers unable to compete due to injury, and it isn't unusual for a Superstar to be 'out' for months because of surgeries and rehab.
For obvious reasons, head injuries are particularly problematic -- and it is a head injury that coisceim explores in her heart-wrenching, laugh-inducing, scream-at-the-screen amazing story.
I literally couldn't stop reading this (if I'm remembering right, I stayed up until 3 a.m. to finish it), and had to wipe away tears more than a few times. This story is told from Randy's point-of-view, and it is his emotions coisceim drops, bomb-like, on her readers, just as Randy experiences them.
Well plotted, well researched, and extremely well written, with an excellent supporting cast, this is a story you're going to want to read, even if you have no interest in the WWE at all. I promise you won't regret it.

In Memory of Me
And In Memory of Me's prequel, the Deny 'Verse, in which Randy falls in love with his best friend in five (not so) easy steps.

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11:13 pm "World Enough" by Aronnax (PG)
Fandom: SUPER JUNIOR
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Zhou Mi
Length: ~3,000w
Author on LJ: Aronnax (purged account)
Author Website: None
Why this must be read: My friends, I have been saving the best for last. If you only read one rec from me this month, please let it be this one. This is my favorite writer in all of the twelve or so years I've been in fandom. Quite simply, this fic has it all: spectacular and powerful writing, a beautifully inventive premise, humor and heartbreak, and perfect characterization. This is a fic I give to people who have no idea what Super Junior is, and I've never found anyone who hasn't fallen completely in love with it. You can find most of the rest of this author's work through the Super Junior fanfiction archival project. From the link below, you can read it online or download it (as you see fit).

World Enough

Final notes and author recap. )
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