|
Fandom: THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: none Length: approx 20,300 words Author on LJ: Unknown Author Website: http://burfield.org/ManFromUNCLE/HeadquartersWhy this must be read:Illya becomes Thrush's guinea-pig for a new drug again. But this isn't quite business as usual. This drug is more a hormone, or rather is based on a hormone, and definitely revs up Illya's libido... for one particular lady anyhow. Did I say revs up? More like pushes into EXTREME overdrive! [chuckle] The Formula-T Affair | |
|
Fandom: THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: none Length: approx 11,700 words Author on LJ: Unknown Author Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/107408/paulaH-and-GJWhy this must be read:With Halloween around the corner, this is a very appropos and humorous story that will just have you grinning as wide as any jack-o'lantern! Illya, in his first few years in New York, doesn't understand the traditions of Halloween and keeps getting himself into trouble from which Napoleon constantly has to bail him out. But maybe the wily Russian isn't quite as ignorant of the American custom of Trick or Treat as he pretends... The Complete Candy Affair | |
|
Fandom: THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E Pairing: none Length: approx 22,400 words Author on LJ: Unknown Author Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/267825/not-dragonWhy this must be read:This is this author's first work of MFU fanfiction and it's a rousing adventure tale. It starts out simply enough: Illya has survived a typical encounter with a Thrush baddie during which he was slashed. But it takes him 3 days to wake up from what is not a life-threatening injury. Why? The circumstances of how he was found are odd to say the least. And why are several members of the ancient Drakoci family (yes, THAT Drakoci family) so willing to help U.N.C.L.E. in solving (or rather resolving) this mystery? You may have encountered similar elements in stories before, but not put together quite like this. The tale is definitely an intriguing read that balances action and real espionage work with a touch of the supernatural. Virus | |
|
Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: None Length: approx 800 words Author on LJ: glennagirlAuthor Website: http://glennagirl.livejournal.com/Why this must be read:Why is it that women are so drawn to liaisons with Napoleon? It's something that keeps Illya wondering. Until a bit of internal insight makes it all make sense. Solo's Heart [here on LJ] ...or... Solo's Heart [on fanfiction dot net] | |
|
Tooling along with the van this September: Fandom: THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: None Length: approx 1300 words Author on LJ: wendiezAuthor Website: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1450704/WendieZWhy this must be read:Does anyone doubt that Waverly, astute fellow that he was, had subtle ways to check out certain things about his agents? Especially an agent he intended for a higher post down the road? This story is an very interesting take on one such tactic by the "Old Man" of U.N.C.L.E. As the author notes in her own summary "Think gorillas." But no need to groan, MFU-fans [wink]: that isn't meant in a literal sense. Silverbacks | |
|
Fandom: THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: No pairing. Napleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin Length: 1278 Words Author on LJ: Unknown Author Website: Fan Fiction.net Why this must be read:An interesting look at the end of "The Fiddlesticks Affair." Napoleon is having nightmares and Marcel Rudolph runs into trouble. It's a short piece so I don't want to say much that might give away the story. The author warns that it's dark but, I didn't find it terribly dark. A bit of a surprise ending. No Need Enjoy the story. | |
|
Hi all, I'm kanders07 and I'm your Crack Van driver this month. The van's all gassed up so let's go have some fun. Fandom: MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: None Length: 11K Author on LJ: spikesgirl58 Author Website: The Man from UNCLE Fan Fiction Archive Why this must be read: If you've read any of Charlie's Working Stiffs stories, I don't need to say anymore. If you haven't had the pleasure, this is a great way to start. These are the stories of the unsung heroes at U.N.C.L.E. They're a lot of fun and give us a look at another side of U.N.C.L.E.. Enjoy the story.
A Working Stiffs Story | |
|
Fandom: The Man from UNCLE Genre: gen Author: AJ Burfield Author Website: Burfield.orgWhy this must be read:In honor of the upcoming Olympics, this seems an appropriate story to launch us into the festivities of that grand event. In this UNCLE version of things, five teams of agents (one from each regions), are sent out to complete a series of assignments, all of which lead Solo and Kuryakin across several continents and various daunting situations. Needless to say, the competition is grueling and the story just what we need in order to prepare for the competition ahead. It was the visitor's turn to pause. Solo and Kuryakin looked at them expectantly. "The UNCLE Olympics. Didn't you hear about it?" Illya rolled his eyes, issued a snort of disgust and continued to eat. "Apparently not,' Solo responded as he picked up his coffee mug. "What is it, exactly?" O'Brien answered. "Since that Harry Beldon fiasco in Berlin it seems that the head UNCLE honchos feel we need a little team building exercise. A team representing each of the five main headquarters will run a course, sort of a cross between a treasure hunt and an obstacle course. What ever team gets to the last point first, wins." "Wins what?" "Does it matter?" The UNCLE Olympics Affair | |
|
Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Length: 11,000 words Author: Agent Mustang Author Website: work is on File40.net Why This Must Be Read: This is a terrific adventure for the two UNCLE agents, and the action keeps pace with the interesting turns in the story. Here is a classic mission centered story with drama, innocents, attraction and danger. Agent Mustang gives us everything we need in an MFU story that is true to the characterizations in the original series. “My name is Napoleon Solo,” the senior agent worked at keeping her attention, giving his friend time to outflank her and get that damn gun out of her hands before it went off. Judging by the size, it would knock her flat if she pulled the trigger, and Solo didn’t want that any more than he wanted to be hit with whatever she loaded it with. “I’m with an organization called…”I hope you'll give this story some time and attention. The Shadow Hawke Affair | |
|
Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Genre: Gen Length: short Author on LJ: carabeleAuthor Website: CarabeleWhy this must be read: Because it's optimistic, and speaks of the ideals and purpose of UNCLE. Napoleon has an impromptu heart to heart with his Russian partner and recounts the ability of mankind to overcome the evils of war and tyranny as the two men watch what many thought was a countdown to World War III. Lift your spirits along with the men who fight the good fight for the causes we believe in. After all, we're on their side and can be counted among the... Good People | |
|
Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Genre: Gen Length: Short Author: periwinkle27Author Website: LJ and elsewhere Why this must be read: Periwinkle passed away this week, the result of a head on collision, and the news of this sad event has just reached us here on LJ. Susan will be missed, but her wit and stories will remain. This one is a very short little bit that speaks volumes, I think, about how she viewed the fandom and its main duo. It's brief and snarky, and somehow seemed just right for logging a memory of someone who brought so much to the MFU family and fandom. The title is also wildly ironic, and reminds me all the more of her propensity for humor and love of Weird Al Yankovic. We bid her adieu as she embarks on the next part of her journey. A Snowball In Hell | |
|
Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: Napoleon Solo/a crow ... gen Length: 2,114 words Author: akane42meAuthor Website: lj journal page Why this must be read: This is one of the most interesting and innovative stories I've ever read. The author weaves a tale around the observations of a crow on the hunt for food. What he sees, and subsequently follows, is a wounded UNCLE agent as he tries to escape his THRUSH tormentors. The dialogue between man and bird never lags, never disappoints, and the crow proves almost the mercenary equal to the other bird of prey we know. Read this one, and then go in search of all of this writer's stories. You won't be disappointed. Spring Thaw | |
|
Fandom: Man from U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: Illya Kuryakin/Katarina aka J'onn J'onzz from Justice League Length: 1884 Words Author: icarus_chainedAuthor Website: LJ, AO3 Why This Must Be Read: I found this while out cruising down AO3 Boulevard, and it's wild and sort of wonderful. I am not at all familiar with the other character, which made it all the more interesting because it's an unknown for me, and possibly you as well. The scenario is wonderfully moody, and Illya is somber and delightfully Russian in his observations and slight melancholy. It's just weird enough to be engaging, well written and emotionally insightful. Illya as a romantic is hard to resist, and this story will have you in a tangle of sighs and wishes. Strangers in a Strange Land | |
|
Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: None - Gen Length: 4800 words Author: Avery11 Author on LJ: avery11 Why this must be read:
This is a pre-series tale that begins when Illya has graduated from Cambridge. There are KGB and lost loves, intrigue and new beginnings. The story is tightly written in the elegant style to which we are accustomed when reading Avery's work.
A Taste: He paused on the landing as the memory of Lisbeth Cabot swept over him. Their parting four months earlier had been a bitter one, a confusing landscape of shifting truths and unanswered questions. It was a mistake, Illya knew, to revisit events he could not change -- an addiction of sorts, like picking at the scab on a wound until it bled -- and yet he couldn't seem to stop himself... | Graduation Day | |
|
Title: The Electric Espresso Acid Test Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: none Length: 1865 words Author on LJ: kleenexwomanAuthor webpage: on LJ Why this must be read: This is a delirious piece of writing, and Napoleon is the one having all the fun. Is he in this satrapy on assignment, or as a test subject or merely through some serendipitous event that coincides with losing his partner? You must read it to find out. Kleenexwoman has a style that is uniquely her own, slightly irreverent and always a little mind bending. Join Napoleon in this little bit of mind altering fun, you'll be glad you did. The Electric Espresso Acid Test | |
|
Fandom: MAN FROM UNCLE Pairing: None - Gen Author on LJ: Not that I know of Author Website: stories can be found on dmcfansonline
Why This Must Be Read: Because it's just about the best thing ever written. Well, that may be an exaggeration, but not by much. This story has so much to offer, so many delicious scenes and just the right amount of male machismo in delightful MFU packages, that you finish up wishing it were only the beginning of a very long book. Sadly, it is not, although the preview states it was intended to be part of a novella. This hasn't been rec'd since 2006, so i feel safe in doing it again here in a bonus Saturday round of Crack Van generosity.
A little dollop of what you have to look forward to:"Rusito!" Reaching Illya, Vara caught his shoulders in both hands and drew him into an enthusiastic embrace, the stiff, male-bonding abrazo with which Spanish males everywhere greeted each other. Illya responded with more reserve, but he was clearly pleased to see what was, apparently, an old friend. Watching them, Napoleon Solo was struck once again, as he so often was, by how little he knew of where Illya went, and what he did, when he wasn't working.I have no doubt that you will enjoy reading this excellent story.
Torero | |
|
Fandom: The Man from U.N.C.L.E.Pairing: Napoleon/IllyaLength: 4877 wordsAuthor on LJ: mrua7Author Website: LJ and fanfiction.net as MLAWWhy this must be read:
This is a new month, and since I'm your new driver I figured it was time for some new writers to sit in the passenger seat. The rest of y'all should fit in the back just fine. In this little story our Russian spy has a case of the doldrums brought on by a hitch in the latest mission, and mrua7 provides a sultry backdrop to the melancholy mood, as well as a pathway out. This is a gen story, a friendship story and definitely one that will make you want to give our guys a big hug for being the heroes and the really worthwhile men they are.
So, put on some Ella and pour yourself a drink because...
I Put A Spell On You | |
|
It's been fun, but it's time to turn the wheel over to the next driver. I leave you with this month's video rec, which is a cross-over between Man From UNCLE and Mission Impossible Vidder: dearratboy Musical artist: Was (Not Was) - "Spy in the House of Love" Pairing: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Cinnamon Carter and Rollin Hand Vidder on LJ: drwormVidder's website: dearratboy's channelWhy this vid kicks ass: This snappy video mixes short clips from the two spy shows of the sixties. It's fast-paced and the montage flows together really well. For example, we may go from a shot of a woman removing her stocking for Napoleon and Illya to a shot of Cinnamon Carter's stocking-clad leg. Spies n the House | |
|
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: Solo & Kuryakin (Gen) Length: ~ 7,500 words (48K) Author on LJ: lcorn Author Website: Innocent Eyes and The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Fan Fiction Archive Why this must be read:Mr. Waverly is in his office, drowning in paperwork and staff meetings. As he tries to get rid of some of the items cluttering his desk, he keeps getting interrupted by calls, such as the one from Solo stating that the mission failed. Other agents are also calling in for instructions and advice. Waverly handles it all while he steadily attempts to empty his in-box. This a treat. ( A sample of the text )Waverly's Day | |
|
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: Solo & Kuryakin (Gen) Length: 2,000 words Author on LJ: jazlineAuthor Website: Jazline Why this must be read:In this humorous story, we learn that Napoleon's gotten himself in trouble. Again. He's broken a date with one lovely lady to take out another. Naturally it goes awry, so Napoleon ends up at Illya's door telling him the pitiful story. ( A sample of the text )Rejection | |
|
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: Solo/Kuryakin Length: 6,000 words Author on LJ: elmeyAuthor Website: Her stories are in various locations, including Archive of Their OwnWhy this must be read:A beautifully complex and angsty story. Illya has been in the Soviet Union for a number of years. Napoleon did not take their separation well; he had retired from the field and was being posted to Los Angeles, fully expecting his partner to follow. When Illya refused, Napoleon retreated into himself, furious. But now it is 1975 and Waverly is trying to bring Illya back to U.N.C.L.E.. Napoleon has been given a second chance, but how will Illya react? ( A sample of the text )Fear of Flying | |
|
And now for something to tickle your funny bone. Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: Solo/Kuryakin Length: 1,200 words Author on LJ: astrid_oliviaAuthor Website: none that I know of. Why this must be read:This little gem has Napoleon getting unsolicited sex advice from, of all people, Illya. It's written entirely in dialogue and you can just visualize the two men talking. astrid_olivia gets the voices just right. ( A sample of the text )Attack of the Clones | |
|
It's Crossover Day, so let us stride over to The Sentinel
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E., The Sentinel Pairing: Solo/Kuryakin, Jim & Blair Length: 8,200 words Author on LJ: unknown Author Website: Oooh, Shiny
Why this must be read: This story, written in 2000, takes place in present time and the two U.N.C.L.E. agents are semi-retired. Their little job turns out to be much more complicated than anticipated and they end up involved in a messy case. To solve it they have to keep Jim and Blair in sight. They do this by donning disguises that let them be close to the men. Napoleon is in his washed-up actor Vince Deal persona, and Illya is a professor.
The banter between the two men is still strong and not at all diminished by so many years of togetherness. The story is humorous and clever and I think you'll enjoy it.
( A sample of the text: ) The Braddock Affair | |
|
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: Solo/Kuryakin Length: 40 K Author on LJ: gilda_elise Author Website: her stories are at various sites, including The Chrome & Gunmetal Madhouse
Why this must be read: Napoleon and Illya are working separate missions. Both men complete their assignments successfully and Illya returns to Headquarters. But Napoleon never shows up. And all Illya can do is sit and wait for some word. Which never comes. So Illya sets out to search for his lover.
A very angsty story as each man thinks about what his partner and lover means to him and what it would be like to lose him.
( A sample of the text: ) | |
|
Fandom: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. Pairing: Solo/Kuryakin Length: 9,000 words Author on LJ: unknown Author Website: works can be found on fanfiction.net
Why this must be read: Four episodes of the television show are woven together seamlessly in this story. As yo read it you will pick out certain lines.
Illya tells Napoleon not to make a pass at him and Napoleon respects the request, even though it is extremely difficult for him. Unfortunately, Illya realizes belatedly that he wants Napoleon and he doesn't know how to manage it. He doesn't want to go back on his word and he doesn't know what to say to make things happen.
TheRimmerConnection does a wonderful job of letting us see the agents' emotions and thoughts. You will really empathize with them.
( A sample of the text: ) Make Your Bed and Lie In It | |
|
Wow, Cousins, I barely made it to the elevator before that guard got all way too happy with his gun, man, what kinda wackjobs are they hiring in the garage now, I ask you? I am turning in my keys for the van but I promise I left it all clean and the tank filled for the next in line. Oh, there might be some chocolate in the glove box, you can have it if you find it before Illya or Napoleon do. Fandom: THE MAN FROM UNCLE Pairing: no pairing, Illya and Napoleon present and accounted for Length: less than 2000 words Author on LJ: I do not know Author Website: you can find more on AO3 Why this must be read: These short little scenes can be read alone as their own stories or together as one and either way I think they are delightful. There is a sweetness to Sandy pining after what she thinks she cannot have and her coworker's fierce protectiveness is funny in the end. Our boys are dashing and bantering as they always are and I find this little trio fun. I hope you will as well. The link below will take you to the headers for all three stories, click on the first and there are links at the end of each leading to the next. Scenes from the Departure DeskAnd please remember, if you enjoy this story, a comment to the author is all the payment they get! Show them some love! WE NEED DRIVERS!!! Much as I would love to sign up several more times in a row, I think the Motor Pool will have some words for me if I did. To keep us current and in rotation, we need to have drivers in place! Volunteer! I DARE YOU! I double dog dare you! Sign Up Here: MFU Page | |
|
Many apologies, Cousins, there was a communications blackout this week as I was running from a whole boatload of flocking THRUSH. I've shaken the tail and have reached the safety of the UNCLE garage with only a small squealing of tires. At least I hope this is the UNCLE secure garage. I get lost a lot and the security gate clanged down after me... here comes a guard. He isn't looking too happy and he's caressing that sidearm a little too fondly. I might need to get my communicator out... Fandom: THE MAN FROM UNCLE Pairing: Illya and Napoleon are present and accounted for Length: 6000+ words Author on LJ: ceindreadhAuthor Website: you can find more over at AO3Why this must be read: This is totally for the angsty hurt/comfort crowd, but also for the Our Boys Have Friendship crowd and if you really have rose coloured slash goggles you might read more into it than is there. It's marked Gen, but I read everything like it might turn slash if I try hard. This can be read happily by either camp and enjoyed, I think. The Unforseen Consequences AffairAnd please remember, if you enjoy this story, a comment to the author is all the payment they get! Show them some love! | |
|
My apologies in advance, Cousins. I am working from my laptop which is sadly lacking the favourites listings that I have on my descktop computer and I can't seem to find the All MFU Crack_Van Delicious page to check and see if this is a rerun, so if it is, I am heartily sorry. On the other hand it is a damn fine story and deserves a second go, I think, in case it is a rerun. Hawt slash is always in style, I say. Fandom: THE MAN FROM UNCLE Pairing: Illya/Napoleon Length: 50,000+ words Author on LJ: unknown Author Website: This was the only MFU story I found on AO3 by her Why this must be read: Ok, the author note says that it is an updated timeline but other than Illya being only Russian and not actually a Soviet and a few mentions of flashdrives, this is so close to being just like correct!timeline!MFU that you won't notice it isn't. And yes, the beginning of the story is 'we had to do it for the mission' but the actual twisty turning plot will distract you from that right away. What I love about this story is that Waverly has a completely modern outlook on nondiscrimination policies and doesn't care who his agents sleep with as long as they do their jobs. That's a world I would like to live in. I also love the convoluted plot in the second half and how Illya outsmarts more than one bad guy. I love that the author never strays into 'Illya is weaker' territory and lets the characterization of our boys shine true. The hawt parts are hawt, I don't hate that either! This is a juicy (in SO many ways) piece with a great story to tell. Give it a try, I think you will enjoy the ride. Click for StoryAnd please remember, if you enjoy this story, a comment to the author is all the payment they get! Show them some love! | |
|
A snappy little Gen story of wonderfulness! Fandom: THE MAN FROM UNCLE Pairing: no pairing, Illya and Napoleon present and accounted for Length: 719 words Author on LJ: loneravenAuthor Website: more on AO3 Why this must be read: Because honestly, Illya is dangerous at any time but more so when relaxed and proving a point to his partner. I can see this moment in time so clearly, imagine so completely this scene, the author has captured it so clearly with images painted in my mind with words and it is perfect and beautiful and I love this little story. A lot. And I wish there were more. stop in for a drinkAnd please remember, if you enjoy this story, a comment to the author is all the payment they get! Show them some love! | |
|
|