Fandom: LIFE ON MARS
Pairing: Cortina/Just about everyone!!!
Length: approx 20,000 over 6 (so far) chapters
Author on LJ:
corvidologyAuthor Website: Community Memories in
lifein1973Why this must be read: Oh god, where do I start?
To begin with, this is Cortina!porn.
If you don't know the show then let me explain that Gene's pride and joy is his Ford Cortina. He *really* loves that car and is very protective of it. He gets jealous if anyone breathes too heavily on the paintwork and certainly wouldn't let anyone else drive it - ever!
Take that premise, add into the mix the ever so slightly twisted mind of the undoubted Queen of LoM Crack!fic and you have a series that is both hysterically funny and fluffy and, just a little bit, hot in just precisely the wrong sort of way.
Please - if you do nothing else today, do yourself a favour and enter the wonderfully cracked and strangely alluring world of draycevixon. Your brain will love you forever (if you can stop it dribbling out of your ears)