July 11th, 2008 
12:28 am Save a Horse by flawedamythyst (NC-17)

Fandom:  Smallville
Pairing:  Clark/Lex
Length:  3,417 words
Author on LJ: 

[personal profile] flawedamythyst  
Website:  Unknown, but fic listed here

Why this must be read:  Lex is kidnapped...again.  Clark rescues him....again.  And then there is sex...on a horse!?  Yep, on a horse.

“You know,” he said, in a conversational tone, “Chloe once bet Lana that she and Whitney couldn't manage to have sex on the back of a horse.”

“What?!” said Lex, unable to believe what he'd heard. “Wait...Lana had sex with Whitney?”

“Well, yeah,” said Clark, as if it was obvious. “You think Whitney would have been with someone who didn't put out? Besides, there's nothing else to do in Smallville.”

Lex had been thinking that since he arrived and wondering if everyone was going to secret weekly orgies because, really, how else did they all manage to be so damned chirpy all the time? “So,” he said, slowly, “Did they manage it?” He almost didn't want to know, and he wasn't sure he'd be able to look at Lana again without thinking about it, but his curiosity was aroused now. After all, Lana was kinda small, maybe it would have worked...

This is a fun, first time story that I thought people would enjoy.  You can find it here

 

 

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01:08 am The Many Coloured Layers Series by Hergerbabe (NC-17)
Fandom:  Smallville
Pairing:  Clark/Lex
Length:  61,000+ word
Author on LJ:  [personal profile] hergerbabe
Website:  Hergerbabe's Improper Place

Why this must be read:   This nine part series makes a crossdressing Clark believable.  I didn't think it was possible when I first started reading, but the author really makes it work.

Clark picked up a large brush and a small pot, swirling the brush in it, then tapping it on the side. He swept the brush over his cheeks, then briefly over his eyelids, nose and chin. The colour was so subtle, you could barely tell it was there and yet, somehow, it sharpened Clark's cheekbones and brightened his whole face.

This is set after Clark's summer in Metropolis and his crossdressing is one of the things he discovered about himself while there and one of the ways he is dealing with the guilt of what he did after he came back.  Besides a great Smallville story filled with strong characterizations (although slightly altered from canon), great descriptive language, and hot sex, it is also a look at a small part of the crossdressing lifestyle.

Kink in Pink

Vision in Green

Comfort in Blue

Lady in Red

Seductive in Black

Protection in Purple

Protection in Purple II

Presentation in Burgundy

Reflection in Kryptonite
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08:48 pm Angels in the Architecture by Ignipes (Gen)
Aaaaaand continuing the theme of Torchwood/known universe/humanity.

Fandom: TORCHWOOD
Pairing (s): Tosh/the alien named Mary; Tosh/humanity
Length: 1,000 words
Title: Angels in the Architecture
Author on Lj: [livejournal.com profile] ignipes
Author Website: Songs About Pirates
Why this must be read: Because Tosh is an oft-overlooked character in Torchwood fandom, and this is a lovely, graceful vignette that shows Tosh for who she is and humanity for what they are.


Angels in the Architecture
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10:04 pm Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication by Serendipity, (PG-13)
Fandom: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Pairing: none
Length: 8, 382 words
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: Serendipity1 on ff.net

Why this must be read:

Because it's the funniest goddamn thing in the entire fandom, I kid you not. Leo gets hit by a drugged dart but instead of getting knocked out he gets – well, kinda dopey. Serendipity manages to work most of the clichés in there while still keeping it all delightfully relevant to the guys – Leo's favorite topic while drugged? What a total jerk that Raph guy is.

"Is the air conditioning broken, too?"

"Huh? What? Oh… uh… yeah."

"Thought so. Bet it was Raph," he said, sounding absolutely sure about this, as he nearly stumbled against Michelangelo in his attempt to make his point, "Because… when someone’s being an asshole facing near the West, the luck goes bad because of negative… chi… and it all goes into the AC and clogs the vents. And then it, whatsit, breaks and starts snowing because it’s too cold."

This statement was met with the absolute silence of people struggling with the desire to fall on the floor in hysterics.

"I think… it probably doesn’t, actually…" Donatello said quietly.

"It’s really rude of you to clog up our AC with your jerk behavior, Raph," Michelangelo said, grinning like an idiot, "I mean, if you must be an asshole, at least face the South."


When you've finished Misadventures, check out A Series of Unfortunate Events, the sequel, in which Leo's brothers get their revenge for what he put them through. (Chapter one has nothing to do with Misadventures, but the subsequent chapters do).

Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication by Serendipity1
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1
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