Fandom: STAR WARS [PT]
Pairing: -
Length: 1,356
Author on LJ: -
Author Website: Derek Metaltron
@ ffn
Why this must be read: Okay, it's Count Dooku, crack humour, and totally hilarious. I'm not in the mood for writing a total literary-style paragraph about its epic awesomeness or significance in fandom (way to go, self), so have an excerpt, which says more than I ever could:
[FAQ]
Q: I’m hearing weird, soulful music sung by a woman whenever my Dooku Unit is speaking, but when I look around no one is there. Why does this happen?
A: Your Dooku Unit is most likely connected to the John Williams hook-up and has entered Everything Is Going As Planned Mode, and is most likely conversing with the Darth Sidious or Asajj Ventress units, whom your Dooku Unit is probably speaking to by hologram. To switch off the music, locate a Jedi Unit to have counter Light Side Music, or else order your Dooku Unit to enter This Was Not Expected Mode. Be aware that the presence of a General Grievous Unit in the same area can cause conflicting Dark Side Music to be heard. Under no circumstances have the Dooku Unit and the Grievous Unit be in the same area as the Darth Maul Unit all at once; not only will this cause a ‘Time Paradox’ override but the John Williams hook-up will explode from an overload of Dark Side Music.
The User's Guide and Manual to Count Dooku @ ffn