Fandom: HOUSE M.D.
Pairing: In the author’s words, “House/Wilson friendship with a ridiculous amount of innuendo”
Author on LJ:
iridaceaenaWhy this must be read: A fun play on how House (mis)treats Wilson, this fic is sure to induce laughter, chuckling or at least a smile. The premise: House writes a pet owner’s manual about--you guessed it--the proper care and feeding of Wilsons. Most of the segments in this tongue-in-cheek instruction book (Housing, Feeding, Grooming, Training...) are followed by dialogue-only exchanges between House and Wilson as House conducts research and Wilson sputters. Great idea, great character voices, great House-writing voice, lots of great lines, and a bonus Cuddy cameo at the end.
To put it another way: How can you not want to try a fic that contains a section entitled “Visually Sexing a Wilson”?
Excerpt:
Training is actually where most Wilson owners really screw it up. Training sessions should be relatively brief but frequent; Wilsons get bored when they feel like they aren't being challenged. Also, most people will use positive reinforcement to get the Wilson to obey their commands. Most people are idiots
. Wilsons get so much positive reinforcement from the world in general based on outward appearance and status that they really aren't all that interested in performing tricks just to get a little more.“The Care and Feeding of Wilsons”